Tuesday, January 21, 2020

I’m Here To Talk About Those Papers You Throw Away


When you get a Prescription from the Drug Store they give you a bunch of paper to Keep You Informed and to Cover Their Butts.

You take the pills home and start popping them right after you throw the papers they gave you away.

It was probably a violation of Federal Law (but I did it anyway) I actually read some of those throw-away papers. There is something new in those papers.

Actually it may not be that new because the Good Ole USofA has been going down this road for many years now but I never read about it till now.

It has to do with Marijuana. Under “Precautions” I read…
“MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. ALCOHOL AND MARIJUANA MAY INTENSIFY THIS EFFECT. USE CARE WHEN OPERATING A VEHICLE, VESSEL (E.G. BOAT), OR MACHINERY.”

There it is. Marijuana is part and parcel of who we are today and will be more a part of who we are tomorrow. Some call this “progress”. I am not part of the some that do.

There probably is a statue in the Marijuana Hall of Fame to the first person who came up with the term, “Medical Marijuana”.

He probably is not alive today because there is a good chance he drove off a cliff in his Mercedes as he was Medically Marijuanaing (yea, I know I made up that word) down a road that was not there.

You might say he was Rolling Along Singing A Song. Whatever he was Singing About he felt medically good all the way down.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Monday, January 20, 2020

You Have Heard Me Say it Many Times

Yes I have said, if there is bad news out there, our News Media will find it and beat us over the head with it.

They seem to get a kick out of making us think that all is lost. They defend it by saying that it is not newsworthy to tell us how many cats were caught up a tree today.

I’m to the point where reporting about cats up trees would be a breath of fresh air compared to what you are going to read below…

Now we have to worry about our pets catching the flu!
  • Flu Season is taking its toll, not only with people, but with their pets.
  • Veterinarians are warning of a Canine Flu Outbreak.
  • Veterinarians are saying the Flu can’t be transmitted from dog-to-person but it can get on your clothes and then be transmitted to another dog.
  • Or it can be transmitted from one dog to another at places such as dog parks.
  • A Veterinarian was quoted as saying the Canine Flu is sweeping his community. His emergency clinic has confirmed its fourth case, to go along with 50 dogs showing Flu-Like Symptoms such as coughing, over the past two weeks.
  • Shows what I know. I never have heard a dog coughing.

This is terrible! I don’t even own a dog and I am worried about my dog!

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If I can just stay away from people! That will protect me from getting the People Flu…Or will it?

  • Wrong! It looks like I will have to stay far away from people because people with the People Flu can spread the People Flu to people without the People Flu up to 6 feet away.
  • The Flu Virus is spread mainly by droplets made when people with the Flu Cough, Sneeze or Talk.

I’m going to go on the Internet and buy a lapel badge that says, “Don’t Cough on me! Don’t Sneeze on me! Don’t Talk to me!”

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Thank heaven we have the Flu Shot! That will protect all of us from every kind of Flu Danger!
  • Shockingly, people who receive Flu Shot Vaccinations were found to emit 6.3 times the number of Flu Virus Particles emitted by non-vaccinated persons.
  • This means that the most responsible way to avoid infecting other people is to avoid being vaccinated for the Flu.

It seems to me that as soon, as a person gets a Flu Shot, that person is a danger to other people and he ought to put into quarantine until the point in time where he stops emitting Flu Virus Particles.

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Well at least the economy is robust and more and more people are getting jobs.

  • Not so fast! It has been reported that the booming economy is to blame for creating a Bad Flu Season.
  • People who are likely to spread the Flu go to work and spread the Flu because they went to work.
  • This means the way to protect your fellow man is to be unemployed.

If you really care for other people, it is apparent that it is your civic duty to stay on the couch.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Why Do We Care About Them? Who Are These People Anyway?

None of these people in these headlines below know who I am, I have never heard of most of them and I don’t really care what they do.

I am hip (or am I?) enough to know that millions of adoring fans devour headlines and articles about Celebrities and can’t get their fill of more of what they do with their time, lives and marriages.

Here are some Celebrity Headlines that I came across the other day when I started looking around the edges of an article on the Internet that I was actually interested in…

  • Kaia Gerber Is Closing Out 2019 With Her Shortest Haircut Yet!
  • Bella Hadid Just Hit the Beach in a Seriously Revealing One-Piece Swimsuit!
  • Demi Lovato and New Boyfriend Austin Wilson Enjoy Date Night at Disneyland!
  • Porsha Williams' Fiancé Dennis McKinley Says Her Postpartum Depression Drove Him to Cheat!
  • Baby Girl on the Way! Siesta Key's Alex Kompothecras and Girlfriend Alyssa Salerno Expecting Their First Child!
  • Halle Berry Kicks 2020 Off In A Swimsuit With Soaking-Wet COLD Shower, Then Challenges You To Do The Same!
  • Jennifer Aniston Wows in Black String Bikini On Mexico Beach!
  • Jennifer Aniston's Secret to Perfect Hair While Traveling, According to Her Colorist!
  • Jennifer Aniston Celebrated New Year's in Mexico with Close Pals Jason Bateman and Jimmy Kimmel!
I have heard about Halle Berry and Jennifer Anniston but I have not heard of any of the rest of them.
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Do you think these Celebs would care about these headlines below hanging around the edges of Internet Articles they were actually interested in reading?...
  • Fella just ate a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch.
  • All heads were turning as Fella walked the beach today in his new Dudley Do-Right swim suit.
  • Fella played 2 hours of intensive tennis yesterday and he amazed all his playing partners because he was able to hit 3 good shots before he headed to the showers.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Lagniappe: Do any of you have Dudley Do-Right’s phone number? I want to call him and tell him to sue this impostor: http://dudleydorightct.com/

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

From All Directions We Are Being Told That Women Are Better Than Men And Can Do Everything Men Can’t Do But I Think This Thinking Is Going Too Far!


I’m going to surely get in trouble with this bit of Funny Irrefutable Thinking.

To the females out there that start to bristle (intransitive verb to react somewhat angrily or indignantly to somebody or something) with anger at me for daring to peck out Funny Irrefutable Thinking about the current Male vs. Female Strife going on in our society, please take a step back and see the Funny Irrefutable Thinking.

There is a Automotive TV Commercial running at this time that goes as follows (You should remember that I know what I am talking about when I speak about Automotive Stuff because I retired from the Automotive Industry at the height of a Mediocre Automotive Career)…
  • An intrepid woman is driving in slow moving traffic in her intrepid SUV.
  • She gets exasperated and gets out of the slow moving traffic drives out into the Uncharted Wilderness of the Good Ole USofA becoming the 3rd male or female to take an SUV Off-Road in the last 24 months.
  • Out in the Uncharted Wilderness she steps out of her confused SUV (confused because it is wondering what it is doing out in the Uncharted Wilderness).
  • All of a sudden our Intrepid Female is dressed in a Ski Outfit and she is pulling down her Ski Goggles to head off downhill into the Heavily Wooded Forest in front of her.

There it is. What an Intrepid Commercial! I, however, have questions…
  • How is our Intrepid Skier going to avoid hitting the trees in the Heavily Wooded Forest in front of her?
  • Since there are no Ski Lifts around, how is she going to ski back up hill to her Confused and Lonely SUV?

A Bumbling Male Skier could not do either of the two above bullets.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella



Tuesday, January 07, 2020

The Question Of The Day Is What Are They Doing In There?


When I entered the Rest Room, they were already in there. I didn't know how long they had been in there. I did find out how long at least one of them was going to be in there.


The picture does not show their feet in there but, trust me, their feet were in there.

I waited over 10 minutes for at least one pair of their feet to come out of in there and finally the feet of one of them came out and one of hands that go with the feet was carrying a Cell Phone!

There, my dear readers, you have a hint to the Subject Question of the Day…
What Are They Doing In There?
Ø Were they Texting?
Ø Were they Emailing?
Ø Were they Surfing the Web?

I gave no indication of my annoyance with the both of them, however, I did take note that the one that came out first had been in the Handicapped Stall. I had to resist the urge to make him officially eligible to use to Handicapped Stall.

No, while I was in there I did not Text nor Email nor Surf because I was considerate enough to understand that I might be waiting outside.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Lagniappe: This all happened yesterday. I find myself wondering if the other guy that was in there is still in there.

Sunday, January 05, 2020

This Blog Posting Is Not Political Nor Is It Foolish Nor Is It Silly. It’s Just Plain Interesting.


If you are not interested in Interesting, Read No Further.

In the first week of January of 1909 the initial meeting of the fledgling National Association of Colored People (NAACP) took place in a tiny apartment in New York City.

Its organizers were a Mary White Ovington, William English Walling and Henry Moskovitz. At this meeting they agreed that on the coming Abraham Lincoln’s Birthday (February 12) they would circulate an open call for a conference about the “Negro Situation”, as it was called at that time.

They managed to get the resulting document signed by 60 prominent black and white activists.
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That’s it. That’s the end of the Interesting Information I wanted to Blog about.
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What’s that you said? You said that does not seem that interesting to you. Oops! I left out the interesting part…
Ø Mary White Ovington was not a Black Person.
Ø William English Walling was not a Black Person.
Ø Henry Moskovitz was not a Black Person.

This means that the 3 most prominent people who founded the NAACP Were Not Black People.

Now that is interesting!

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Thursday, January 02, 2020

Some Things Ain’t What They Used To Be


The old Gray Mare she ain’t what she used to be and this Blog Posting will make the point that the Food We Eat ain’t what it used to be.

I just sat down to eat my breakfast and found a Grocery Store Flier on the table. I started Noticing. Have I ever told you I was a Noticer? I sure have and this bit of Foolishness will prove that I am that!
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Here is a listing of the foods in this 4 Page Flier that ain’t what they used to be…
Ø Meatless Breakfast Patties and Links
Ø Chocolate or Glazed Gluten Free Donuts
Ø Cinnamon Raisin or Seeds & Grain Gluten Free Breads
Ø Plant-Based Egg Substitute
Ø Non-Dairy Yogurt
Ø Macadamia Nut Milk
Ø Plant-Based Protein Chipotle Bowl
Ø Plant-Based Protein Taco Filling
Ø Plant-Based Protein Pad Thai with Konjac Noodles
Ø Mushroom Risotto Burgers
Ø Lentil Burgers
Ø Protein Water with Energy
Ø Beefless Crumbles
Ø Chickenless Strips
Ø Chickenless Nuggets
Ø Buffalo Chickenless Patties
Ø BBQ Chickenless Patties
Ø Bada Bean Bada Boom Snacks
Ø Meatless Ground Plant Protein
Ø Cauliflower Tortilla Chips
Ø Grain Free Cookie Bites.
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The only thing I fully understand is Gluten Free because I know that means there is No Charge for the Gluten.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Lagniappe:
Back to the Old Gray Mare…
Those old songs sure had great lyrics…Or did they?

The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

What’s a Whiffletree? Yea, I Duck Duck Goed it and it’s not a Tree and you probably don’t care what it is, so I won’t tell you.

Friday, December 27, 2019

What Do You Mean I Can't?


The people who feed us the news are always quoting people or organizations that are in opposition to whatever is being proposed.

If there were only one person in the entire world in opposition, the media will find him, interview him and quote him at us.

At this point I will impress you with my knowledge of the Bible by pecking out from Deuteronomy 15: “The poor will always be with you, but you will not always have me”.

Please allow me to play off of this quote and state, “The opposition will always be with us so we ought to do what they want”.
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What If the Law of the Land Was That We Hung People For Minor Crimes?
Proposal: A group gets organized and proposes that we ought not hang people for Minor Crimes.

Opposition: Comes from the Rope Manufacturers of America. Their articulate Spokesman says, "Are we potted plants? We make rope! This crazy proposal of yours could cost us our jobs! We have families to feed! We ought to be doing the exact opposite. We ought to expand beyond Minor Crimes to Very Minor Crimes. A good example is Jay Walkers. These people are trying to commit suicide anyway. We ought to help them get to be what they want to be...Dead."
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The Law of the Land Is We Have To Stop For Red Lights
Proposal: A group gets organized and proposes we Stop Stopping for Red Lights because it is antiquated and unnecessary.

Opposition: Their articulate spokesman says, "There are so many reasons why Stopping for Red Lights ought to be done away with it is hard to list them all but consider the most logical ones...
Ø What if the driver is in a hurry?
Ø What if no one is coming?
Ø What if the driver has not even looked to see if someone is coming?
Ø What if the driver is texting?
Ø What if the driver is simply not paying attention to his driving?
Ø What if the driver’s phone just rang, and while reaching to answer it, he knocked it on the floor in front of the front passenger seat. Does the law really expect him not to go after his phone?"

Pretty compelling arguments, if I do say so myself.
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The Law of the Land Is We Can’t Farm On Land We Do Not Own
Proposal: A group gets organized and proposes it is not right that a person who wants to grow crops that people want to buy ought not be allowed to grow those crops on any piece of land he darn well pleases.

Opposition: Their articulate spokesman says, "Why should the people who want to buy what the farmer who does not own the land wants to grow be prevented from getting what they want? Why should the grower be restricted by arbitrary lines that he can’t even see that were drawn a long time ago by someone he has never even met?"
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This just might be my Silliest bit of Foolishness yet. Maybe I ought to run for Congress. I would fit right in with this kind of Silly Thinking.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Friday, December 20, 2019

The Fetal Position Is Looking Better and Better


I continue to wonder about the wonders that have been brought to us by the Internet. We are constantly being warned about dangers that are lurking out there if we dare to go out there. Ergo the Fetal Position is looking better and better.

I am a believer in the benefits that come from Malwarebytes. I think it is a good product and I subscribe to their Premium Version and Premium Anything is something I don’t do very often because Free is a lot cheaper.

However, Malwarebytes is warning me about so many things that I am starting to worry. It makes me feel like, if “they” are really out to get me, “they” are going to really get me and even Malwarebytes is not going to be able to keep me safe.

Here is what the latest Malwarebytes Newsletter is warning me about…
  • Juice Jacking…If I use a Public Charging Station (in airports, malls, hotels, etc.) to charge my phone, I could also be opening up a pathway to...
    >>>Stealing any and all of my data from my phone.
    >>>Installing malware onto my phone which could gather more and varied data, such as GPS locations, purchases made, social media interactions, photos, call logs, and other ongoing processes.
  • Sextortion ScammersThe attacker behind these campaigns will use whatever information is available on the target to get the target to believe that the attacker does indeed have incriminating sexual information on them and things do downhill from there. Many times the attacker has nothing.
  • Smart Doorbells…Have developed these kinds of problems…
    >>>Susceptible to invasion of privacy issues.
    >>>May also be lacking the necessary cyber security defenses to 
    work as promised.
  • Disney+…Disney+ is the new video-streaming service to rival Netflix and Amazon Prime. It debuted to much fanfare and racked up 10 million subscribers within a single day of launch. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of splash the majority of users expected…
    >>>Immediately it had Connection and Performance Concerns.
    >>>Soon that was followed by reports of hacked accounts being stolen and sold on the dark web.

Oh my gosh! I just received a warning from Malwarebytes that the bad guys have come up with a Fetal Position Penetrator. 

I need to go back to college so I can crawl into one of their many secure Safe Places.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Thursday, December 19, 2019

My Boycotts Are Not Working


Fella Boycott #1…
I refuse to pay $6 (minimum) for a bag of popcorn in movie theatres! Popcorn used to cost me $.05 a bag when I was a child. I say to myself, “Self, I agree that inflation has driven up the cost of that $.05 bag up to $.10 but I refuse to be ripped off like this! I’m going to make the Movie Theatres of the Good Ole USofA sit up and take note of my money not being in their coffers. They are going to be forced to reduce the price of their Pop Corn to a more reasonable $.15 a bag!”

Result of Fella’s Boycott of Pop Corn…
I read in this morning’s newspaper that AMC Entertainment Movie Holdings, Inc. sells 25 Million Pounds of Pop corn a Year and overall their 3rd Quarter Food and Beverage Sales were up 9% over last year.
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Fella Boycott #2…
I Don’t Do Facebook! I don’t have a Facebook Account! I Don’t Do Facebook!

Results of Fella’s Boycott of Facebook…
I read in this morning’s newspaper that Facebook is More Valuable than General Electric, AT&T and Citigroup COMBINED!
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Fella Boycott #3…
This is the boycott that I did not know I was boycotting.

I have been boycotting eating what my newspaper calls, “A Food Sensation of the Decade”.

I now realize I have been boycotting the Croissant-Donut Hybrid called a Cronut.

Results of Fella’s Boycott of the Cronut…
I’m not sure this can be actually categorized as a boycott because, while I was boycotting the Cronut, I did not know what a Cronut was and I’m still not sure what it is.

I could Google Cronut but I’m boycotting Google because they track everything we do. I search with Duck Duck Go because they do not track everything we do.

I am certain that my efforts to teach Google a lesson they will never forget is certain to bring Google to its knees any day now…Or will my efforts do that?

While I am refusing to Google Cronut please do not ask me why I don’t Duck Duck Go Cronut. I don’t have a good answer.

Maybe I’m too confused. I'm confused? That does not sound like me…Or does it?

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Monday, December 16, 2019

One Of Us Ain’t Too Smart


In the above Subject of this Foolishness…Or Is It? who is the “One” and who are the “Us”?

First of all I must explain a few things and I warn you this Blog Posting is going to get confusing but the confusion is not my fault. The confusion emanates from the world we now live in and it’s getting more confusing every day.
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First Of All … Am I Smart?
I play around a lot in my blog about my being smart because I keep referring to myself as The Smartfella (here’s where the confusion starts).

When I started blogging about 15 years ago I had this silly mindset that I was going to be Anonymous (that’s when I learned how spell “anonymous”).

I had this vision that I was going to be known all over the world because of my ability to see the foolishness in the world around me and sharing what I saw with the world…anonymously.

I decided my anonymous name would be Smart-Aleck. Carrying on with this silly thinking I decided that, since my name was Alex, I was going to give away my secret identity from the get-go, so I changed to Smartfella.

It’s as simple as that. This explanation proves I’m not that smart.
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Now starts today’s Blog Posting. Up until this point you have actually been reading the Preamble to Today’s Blog Posting.

I am not going to try and explain (because I can’t) what I am going to quote from the Wall Street Journal below. I will promise you that what you will read in quotation marks are exact quotes and you can figure it out…Or can u?

The article is entitled, “Why Are College Students So Afraid of Me?”

First Quote:
Few things upset American college students more than being told they aren’t oppressed. I recently spoke at the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Mass. I argued that American undergraduates are among the most privileged individuals in history by virtue of their unfettered access to knowledge. Far from being discriminated against, students are surrounded by well-meaning faculty who want all of them to succeed.

About 15 minutes into my talk, as I was discussing Renaissance humanism, a majority of the audience in the packed auditorium stood up and started chanting: “My oppression is not a delusion!” The chanters then declared that my sexism, racism and homophobia weren’t welcome on campus. “You are not welcome,” they added, as if I didn’t know.

The protesters drowned out my response before filing slowly out of the room, still loudly announcing their victimhood and leaving dozens of seats empty that could have been filled by students who had been turned away for lack of space. (The protesters had hoped to occupy the entire auditorium before vacating it, so no one else could hear me speak.)”

Second Quote:
“The maudlin self-pity on display at Holy Cross doesn’t arise spontaneously. It is actively cultivated by adults on campus. A few days before the Holy Cross protest, faculty and administrators at Bucknell University in Lewisburg, Pa., convened a therapeutic “scholars” panel to take place during another talk of mine. The goal was to inoculate the university against the violence that I allegedly represented.

Bucknell’s interpersonal violence prevention coordinator; the director of its Women’s Resource Center; the interim associate provost for diversity, equity, and inclusion; a women’s and gender studies professor; and an economics professor discussed rape culture, trauma and racism. Students and faculty were then invited to join in painting “self-care” rocks.”

Third Quote:
“The claim that American universities, and the U.S. in general, are defined by white supremacy is the one unifying idea on college campuses today, in the absence of a shared curriculum dedicated to civilization’s greatest works. And that idea is spreading. School systems across the country are training teachers and administrators that colorblind standards and the work ethic are instruments of white privilege. Any private institution without proportional representation of minorities and females is vulnerable to attack, since bigotry is the only allowable explanation for the lack of sex and race “diversity.”
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That’s it. If you think I am going to say I understand what these students are so upset about, stop thinking I do because I don’t.

In fact I can hear Jack Nicholson shouting at today’s college students as I peck this closing out… “You can’t handle the truth!”

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Sunday, December 15, 2019

It’s Awful Out There...Or is it?


We say we are feeling depressed. Simply stated we just feel things are not going right. We explain our frustration this way…
  • Our computer is running slow.
  • We have too many leftovers in our refrigerator.
  • We just found out that that new piece of furniture we ordered on the Internet is going to take 5 whole days to get to us.

Yea that’s tough all right. Sometimes we just want to scream. That’s about as frustrating and tough as anyone can stand…Or is it?
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Let’s step back for a bit. Let’s look around and see if anyone has it as hard as we have.

Below are the first 3 paragraphs of an article in the Wall Street Journal…
“Marine commando Randy Hoffman’s plane took off from Kabul, climbed over the jagged mountains and turned toward home.
Somewhere down there was his tent, a piece of canvas stretched across a pit he had carved into a high-altitude ridge. Randy had spent most of the previous 2½ years in the mountains along the Pakistan border, turning Afghan villagers into soldiers.
Rugs covered the tent’s dirt floor. He had a wood stove for heat and collected catalogs of farm equipment and RVs to remind him of home in Indiana. A metal thermos stored the goat’s milk and cucumber drink delivered each morning by the mountain men who fought alongside him. He and the Afghans would sit on a dirt bench, talking about poetry, faith and honor, and how to make it through the next day alive.”
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Go back and read the last 9 words of the above excerpt. Does that make our Slow Computer and our Abundant Supply of Leftovers and 5 Days Delivery Wait Time seem not too important?

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Lagniappe: Col. Randy Hoffman served seven combat tours in Afghanistan, six of them highly classified missions, and one stint in Iraq.


Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Mujebar, Go Outside and Fix Telephone Wire #33 From The Left


Here is a picture of the chaos that is communication wires over a street in India...

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Monday, December 09, 2019

It’s Discouraging. You Make An Irrefutable Statement and All Too Often There Is A “Yea But” Guy At The Ready To Refute The Irrefutable.


How many times do we see someone on your television make a perfectly logical statement of what could happen if some other action were taken and someone else will pop up and contradict them by saying something like, “I know of a time when that did not happen”.

Here are a few examples…
Ø Teenagers should not try to walk on that guard railing along the edge of the Grand Canyon.
>>>This is contradicted by someone saying that they once saw a teenager do that very thing and he did not fall over the edge.

Ø You better not throw that bomb into that crowd of people because when it explodes it will kill a lot of them.
>>>This is countered by someone saying that you can’t make that statement because the bomb might have a defective fuse and not explode.

Ø If you jump off that 9 story building, you will die.
>>>Here is where Mr. Smarty Pants steps in to ask, how can you say that with such an air of conviction? One time I was looking out of a 5th floor window of a 9 floor building when a guy who had jumped off of the roof passed my window and he was in good shape as he went by.

Many times the Logical Statement Maker will become flummoxed and abandon the logical point they were trying to make.

Politicians just live for these Gotcha Moments.

Logical Thinkers Everywhere, there is hope. I don’t mean our Illogical World will see your Irrefutable Logic and start agreeing with you. What I mean is there is always the slight change that Mr. Smarty Pants will get confused and on any particular day he will go looking for you where you did not go and you will be able to make your Perfectly Logical Statement and he will not be there to say, “Yea but…”.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella


Saturday, December 07, 2019

We Don’t Need To Know Everything


There are several reasons why are we all so Smart, but after all the smoke clears, we are still Pretty Darn Dumb.

How can I dare say such a thing? It’s easy. We used to know things because we read about what we wanted to know about, we did research about what we wanted to know about and we studied about what we wanted to know about. In other words we actively took actions that resulted in making our collective and individual selves Smarter.

Today we don’t have to do anything to become “smart” (note the quotation marks on the word smart) because we have Google, Bing, Duck Duck Go, Wikipedia and such to Look It Up.

In other words, we don’t know anything. We just Look It Up and then we FaGetAbout what we just Looked Up because we don’t have to clutter our minds with the Looked Up Information because, if we ever need it again, we can Look It Up…again.
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Today I was stumbling about the Internet and I saw a link with a picture of Walt Disney in it. Below his beloved picture were these words…
Respected Historical Figures Who Were Actually Terrible People

I thought to myself, “Self, why do they (whoever they are) have to go out of their way to make people we respect sound like terrible people?”

I did click on the link and the promo for the link started. 

Terrible Walt was first and he was followed by Mother Teresa and that’s when I closed out the link.

Do I have to know the bad or evil or perversion or nastiness about everyone? I’ve decided I don’t. I’m content to just continuing to wallow in my “ignorance” (note the quotation marks on the word ignorance).

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Lagniappe: If you want to be “smarter” than Smartfella you can copy and paste Respected Historical Figures Who Were Actually Terrible People” into a browser and have at it. If you do watch the whole clip, you may consider yourself smarter than I am but will you be better for it?

Lagniappe Another: Before I got out of the site completely I looked around and found other similar links I don’t want to know about…
  • 10 Geniuses Who Were Shockingly Horrible People
  • 12 Insane DESCENDANTS of Famous People
  • 10 Famous Historical Figures Who Were Perverts
  • 10 More Historically Important Perverts
  • Respected Musicians Who Were Actually Terrible People
  • Respected Writers Who Were Actually Terrible People
  • Geniuses Who Were Actually Terrible People
  • 12 Actors Who Treat Fellow Cast Members Like Trash

The Internet is a wonderful thing…Or is it?