Watch Out For These Guys

In a prior, (certainly another very well appreciated) Foolishness…Or Is It? I warned you, my loyal readers, about the dangers of living next door to a Nice Guy. This was based on the fact that after all mass murderers have done their mass murdering our intrepid news media is certainly going to conduct an interview where the interviewee will say that the killer was really a Nice Guy.

Of course, my warning to all of you who had a Nice Guy living next door was to move away as quickly as possible.

Please heed this new Dire Warning of mine ... If you live next door to a person with Three Names, you better call the moving van…

• Lee Harvey Oswald
• James Earl Ray
• John Wilkes Booth
• John Wayne Gacy
• Mark David Chapman
• Jack The Ripper
• Khalid Sheik Mohammed

It makes no difference if you moved when I told you about the Nice Guy Danger. This is serious business. You are just going to have to move again.

I would never forgive myself, if I neglected to tell you about the Three Name Guy Danger, and you came to harm because I was worried about a little inconvenience to you.

Look at it this way … It is a good time to buy a house.

Would I kid u?