I’m not sure how the Chicken Finger Food Industry turns Chicken’s Fingers into such tasty treats but I sure am glad they do do that because I think Chicken Fingers are great!
Get ready, My Dear Readers, the above Subject
of this Blog Posting is about to make perfect sense...Or is it?
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Because so many of us like to eat Chicken Fingers, if Cartoon Characters were Chicken, we would be facing another shortage in our present Supply Chain Shortage Crisis Dilemma Awful Situation because Cartoon Characters only have 3 Fingers!
We
Need Congressional Action!
If there were a National Cartoon Finger
Shortage our 9% Approval Rated Congress could step in and pass a law that requires all Cartoon
Characters to have 4, 5, or maybe even 6 fingers.
Did I hear you say that Congress does not have
that kind of power? Allow me to say this about what you say, Where Have You Been? We have seen
Congress pass many laws that they do not have the power to pass.
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At least you did not say that Congress should
not do such a thing because it would be Foolish. Foolishness Avoidance is not
common in the hallowed halls of our 9% Approval Rated Congress.
I am here to commit to you that I am ready to
vote for a candidate seeking re-election that had the campaign slogan which said, “I am the most foolish member
presently in Congress”.
Does this surprise you? Allow me to explain. I
would take comfort as I pulled the lever inside the voting booth by saying to
myself, “Well, at least he is being
honest about what he has to offer”.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
