I think it started with Michael Jordan. For me it was one of the big shocks to my understanding of the Decline and Fall of He-Men in America.
It happened years ago. There I was watching TV and there he was Michael Jordan inside my TV wearing a Diamond Studded Ear Ring in his right ear.
I said to myself, "Fella, this can't be good!" It was not good. We impressionable modern Americans worship Sports Heroes, Celebrities and Comic Book Action Characters. We can't help ourselves. If they do it, then we do it.
The Feminization of the American Male has now been in full flower for many years and it shows no sign of letting up.
Mostly this happens in the Movies and on TV. When I see instances of this awful process in real life I am tempted to say to the latest manifestation I see, "What's the matter with you? Don't you see what you are doing to all of us?"
As I write this Foolishness I am sitting on a plane. Next to me is another chapter in our Collective Feminization. Next to me is a fairly He-Manly looking male passenger with his Toe Nails Painted Red. He looks as if he could very well be a player in the National Football League and his toes are painted Red.
I do not content that it is the Last Straw so I'll just call it the Latest Straw. I also will not venture a guess as to what the next slip down the Slippery Slope will be but it is a certainty we are slipping and sliding at a fairly rapid rate.
I think I know what you are thinking. You are wondering if I said to my red toed fellow traveler, "What's the matter with you? Don't you see what you are doing to all of us?"
The sad truth is I did not say anything! I could have put a little sand on the Slippery Slope but I did nothing! I am not a he-man either!
At this moment I find I am apprehensive about going home and taking off my socks. I am actually afraid of what I might see.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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