Let your mind wander with mine
for a few moments. It is November 1, 2028, and Our President has been working
hard on the Good Ole USofA’s and the World’s problems since January 20, 2017
(Except during the 4 years of the Biden Administration). It appears all his
efforts have paid off...
Ø
All of Planet Earth’s Dictators have stepped
down from power and Democratic Elections have replaced every one of them.
Ø
All Earth’s Nuclear Weapons were destroyed years
ago.
Ø
All Earth’s Weapons of Mass and Minor Destruction
were beaten into Plow Shears years ago.
Ø
All Working Age Citizens of the Good Ole USofA have
a Job.
Ø
The Good Ole USofA’s Food Stamp Program has been
eliminated simply because there is no need for it any longer.
Ø
All Former Welfare Recipients have gotten off
Welfare and have unanimously stated that it is their firm belief that they will
never have need for any form of assistance from anyone for the rest of their
lives.
Ø
All Negative Political Campaign Advertising has
been eliminated.
Ø
Israel and Every
Arab Nation have made peace and are enjoying picnics together on each of
their respective religious holidays.
Ø
The last Terrorist Attack of any kind was so
long ago that hardly anyone can remember when the last one was.
Ø
Every Terrorist Organization anywhere in the
world has long ago voluntarily disbanded.
Ø
Rancor in the U.S. Congress is a distant memory.
Ø
Compromises in Congress are now reached after 20
minutes of friendly debate and for the last 3 years all bills have passed
without a single negative vote.
Ø
The Democrat and Republican Leaders in the House
and the Senate walk into the Capital Building hand in hand every day that
Congress is in session.
Ø
All the Shouting Nightly News Shows have been
canceled and have been replaced with John Phillip Sousa Music Stations and
re-runs of Ozzie & Harriet and Father Knows Best.
Ø
There has not been a Labor Strike in the Good
Ole USofA in many years.
Ø
There has not been a Murder or a Robbery in the
Good Ole USofA in many years.
Ø
No NFL Player has knelt during the National
Anthem in 8 seasons (Kaepernick is still not good enough to play).
Ø The National Anthem is scheduled to be replaced with It’s a Small World next Thursday.
But wait! Is that what I think it is? Is that a Lone Protester walking with a Soap Box under his arm toward the Capital Steps? What is his intent?
A large curious crowd forms around him on all sides. The
news cameras and microphones zoom in to catch what he has to say. After
climbing up on his Soap Box he says...
“I don’t like The President’s Demeanor”
Then a voice from the back of the crowd (later found out to be the Soap Box Protester’s Brother-In-Law) shouts, “Me Neither!” “Me Neither” is repeated by several others and, before you can say, “God Bless America” a full-fledged riot has broken out and all the Bullet Points I pecked out above are thrown into the Ash Heap of History and None of Us Like Any of Us Anymore.
The Guy on the Soap Box picks up his box and walks into history saying to his Brother-In-Law, “I feel better. This is as it ought to be.” ... Or ought it to be?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Did you get mad at me? Don’t be mad at me.
Remember this Blog is entitled… Foolishness…Or Is It?
