It is 3 o’clock in the morning. The Convenience Store Clerk is working alone. He always gets nervous working these night shifts. Then it happens! This is the moment he has always feared. A man walks into the store with a mask on and the clerk panics...
- Oh no!
- What am I going to do?
- Should I duck under the counter, grab my gun and start shooting?
- Did I remember to load the gun after I cleaned it right before I came to work at midnight?
- Should I put my hands up?
- Should I open the cash register and give him everything that is in it?
- Is he going to ask me to open the safe in the back room?
- The owner never gave me the combination!
- Will he believe I don’t know the combination?
- Woe is me, I’m going to die!
That’s the scenario from the past. This is the Coronavirus Scenario. It is 3 o’clock in the morning. The store clerk is working alone. He always gets nervous working these night shifts. Then it happens. The moment he has always feared. A man walks into the store with a mask on and the clerk thinks to himself...
Thank heaven he has a mask on!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
