Sunday, April 28, 2024

Overnight Fix

As Pogo almost said (yea, go ahead and Google Pogo), “We See The Problem And It Is Us”

Pogo’s actual quote was: ”We Have Met the Enemy and He Is Us”

I usual I see the Problem and, as usual, I have a Fix to the Problem.

The Problem is our Administrations of Higher Learning don’t know what to do. While they try and figure out what to do about the consternation and mayhem on their college campuses they are negotiating with the consternation and mayhem creating students controlling their out-of-control campuses.

Fella (hidden inside his potted plant outfit) overheard one of Administration Versus Student Negotiations and it went like this (in bullet point format) ...

Ø Administration: We understand that you want to burn down 5 of our college’s buildings.

Ø Students: That’s correct.

Ø Administration: Are you open to negotiation on this issue?

Ø Students: What’s your offer?

Ø Administration: Would you be agreeable to burning down only 3?

Ø Students: No!

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Fella’s Fix:

The Administrations of Higher Learning could fix this problem overnight if our 9% Approval Rated Congress would pass a law that said that any Administration of Higher Learning that can’t provide an Education to it’s Tuition Paying Students has to Reimburse In Full All Tuition Already Paid for the Current College Session to the Current Paying Student’s Parents.

Fella thinks the Administrations of Higher Learning would fix the problem the day after this law is passed.

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On the other hand, do you see the problem with Fella’s Fix of the Problem?

We have gotten to this low point in our once storied history where laws passed by our congress are being ignored by our congress. This means Fella’s Fix Is No Fix At All. It also means that Fella has given up and he has this message for the Good Ole USofA...

You Figure It Out. I’m Done.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe:

I'll tell you, son, the minority got us out-numbered!

Quote from Congersman Frog from Pogo