Wednesday, April 13, 2022

It Was So Sad but At Least She Died Peacefully

I could have saved her if she had only listened to me. I had nourishment that could have kept her alive but she refused to eat what I had to offer. I watched her starve to death.😞

Fighting back tears I begged her to eat but she smiled telling me not to take her death so hard. She said, “I have no choice. I’m not a Jack. I’m a Jill.”

I begged her to reconsider. I found myself shouting as she passed on, “It’s perfectly good and nourishing food. Americans have been eating it since 1896! Please take a handful!”

I don’t know if I will ever stop hearing her sweet voice saying her last words, “I’m a Jill”.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: My fellow Americans, notice they are rewriting history! It actually says on the bag, “The Original”.