Today I opened a box of delicious chocolate chip cookies. I only said “delicious” but I should have said delicious looking because the picture of the cookies on the box was delicious looking but there were no cookies in the box... Or were there?
Being the curious type I immediately became curious about why there were no cookies in my box after I spent my hard earned money for Delicious Looking Chocolate Chip Cookies. This is what the cookies contained based on what I read off the side of my box...
- No Trans Fats
- No Gluten
- No Milk
- No Peanuts
- No Tree Nuts
- No Cholesterol
- No Eggs
To be honest with you, I was surprised the list did not say, “No Do-Nut Holes”.
As it turns out, my cookies were actually in my box but my cookies were invisible because there was nothing in them.
I Googled, “How to hold invisible cookies” and figured out how to hold them so I could eat them.
I thought they were good but there was something missing. They definitely needed more Fat Content.
Everyone knows we need fat in out diet because fat lubricates our joints.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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