Monday, May 03, 2010

We Have Got To Educate Our Wrong Doers

As a society we all share in the responsibility to educate those among us who would do us harm. They work as hard as any of us to ply their “trade”. It is such a shame when we see them struggling, as in this story I recently read about several of my fellow Georgians...
  • Five people were into building homemade dynamite-like explosive devices in the basement of their unassuming home.
  • Some of their handiwork, like wick-fed seven-inch tubes packed with explosives, nails and screws were specifically constructed to do great bodily harm.
  • Four of the entrepreneurs (including a grandmother of 10 and a great-grandmother of 14) were driving around with two of their bad things in their car when police stopped them, searched the vehicle and found their deadly cargo.
  • Back at their unassuming home police also found Molotov Cocktails.
  • Police stopped them because their vehicle had a suspicious homemade drive-out tag on it.
  • They were stopped for an Improper Registration Violation.

Do you see what went wrong in their endeavor? If you are going to carry around such things, DO NOT CALL ATTENTION TO YOUR VEHICLE!

I am days away from publishing my first Foolishness…Or Is It? book. (You will be able to buy it on Amazon.com shortly). I have already been toying with the idea of going right into Volume 2 but I just may have to start directing my mediocre talents toward a Handbook For Evil Doers. One of my first bits of advice will be, Be Very Sneaky.

First a title for my Self-Help Manual…

Dos and Don’ts for Evil Doers
A Step-By-Step Plan of Action for Creating
Maximum Destruction and Mayhem.

Would I kid u?