CNN has just issued a very testy News Alert about why they have failed to cover the Atomic Bomb that destroyed New York City 3 days ago...
CNN is always first with the news that is most important to our listeners. You trust us to bring the news. We never have betrayed that trust.
With you in mind we have been covering the Disappearance of Malaysian Flight 370. We have given you every bit of Rumor, Unfounded Speculation, Wild Ass Guess, Uncorroborated Allegation and Water Cooler Scuttlebutt that was out there.
Some have been critical of our around the clock coverage but we have been dedicated to this major news story since it broke 3 weeks ago because we owe it to you our faithful listeners.
We are now coming under criticism because we have failed to mention that atomic bomb that destroyed New York City 3 days ago. Ah come on fellas, what do you want from us? NYC will be rebuilt before you know it.
We are content in the knowledge that one day this unfounded controversy will be forgotten and America will thank us for sticking to our principles and laboring to bring you the stories that we know in our hearts are most important to Our Loyal Listeners.
One final point sure to make our critics shut up and maybe even apologize. In dependent fact checkers have proven that 14% of what we reported concerning Flight 370 was based on Solid Factual Evidence.
Would I or CNN kid u?
Smartfella
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