Dear Lawyer Dear Readers,
Have I not made you laugh a time of two? Have I not confused
you a time of two? I know I have offended you a time or two but please forgive
the bad and remember the good and give me your legal opinion because I am
really concerned.
Here is my concern…
I blog using BlogSpot. BlogSpot is owned by Google. Google
BlogSpot, as a part of their service to me, keeps track of…
- The number of times my Blog is clicked on.
- Where the people who click on my Blog live.
It keeps track of other statistics but the 2 above are the
ones I am most interested in.
As of this date BlogSpot tells me that I have had 145,236
hits on my Blog. I take pride in knowing that this number is as high as it is
and it appears to be growing faster than it has in the past.
It is the breakdown by Country that has me concerned...
- I don’t know that I, at present, know any Russians.
- I did have one working in my department when I was rising through the ranks on the way to the height of my mediocre automotive career at American Motors but, I swear I have not seen him since 1983.
- I’m not sure I have ever used Russian Dressing on my salads.
- There used to be a Russian comedian on TV many years ago and I used to laugh at his jokes.
Here is the Bottom Line. BlogSpot tells me that I have had 7,218
Hits on my Blog from Inside Russia. Could I be convicted of Colluding with
Russians because of these hits?
Don’t brush me off. I’m really worried…Or am I?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
