Dear Lawyer Dear Readers,
Have I not made you laugh a time of two? Have I not confused
you a time of two? I know I have offended you a time or two but please forgive
the bad and remember the good and give me your legal opinion because I am
really concerned.
Here is my concern…
I blog using BlogSpot. BlogSpot is owned by Google. Google
BlogSpot, as a part of their service to me, keeps track of…
- The number of times my Blog is clicked on.
- Where the people who click on my Blog live.
It keeps track of other statistics but the 2 above are the
ones I am most interested in.
As of this date BlogSpot tells me that I have had 145,236
hits on my Blog. I take pride in knowing that this number is as high as it is
and it appears to be growing faster than it has in the past.
It is the breakdown by Country that has me concerned...
- I don’t know that I, at present, know any Russians.
- I did have one working in my department when I was rising through the ranks on the way to the height of my mediocre automotive career at American Motors but, I swear I have not seen him since 1983.
- I’m not sure I have ever used Russian Dressing on my salads.
- There used to be a Russian comedian on TV many years ago and I used to laugh at his jokes.
Here is the Bottom Line. BlogSpot tells me that I have had 7,218
Hits on my Blog from Inside Russia. Could I be convicted of Colluding with
Russians because of these hits?
Don’t brush me off. I’m really worried…Or am I?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
4 comments:
Worry not! I just checked on my friends from St. Petersburg. My hit count is 8690. This is higher than yours, so I will get burned at the stake before you. So feel relieved. You are back back in the line.
Now, don’t go “Russian”to judgment!
If the dirty Dems ever get wind of this you need to buy a shredder and get to work (my lawyer told me to tell you this).
I did not rush to respond to your request as I try not to do Pro Bono Publico work and while the plea was urgent there was no way I could figure to bill you for my response. My response still carries my normal consumer warming about freebies ie: you only get what you pay for or, in New Orleans, there ain’t no free poboy or snoball. It is too late as your confession to your Russian connections is now deep in the giant server deep on the bowels of NSA and maybe even the CIA but with the trillions of emails contained there you may not be noticed. If you see a large black SUV parked on your street get your wife to pack some bags and be sure to take your autographed bare chested photo of Supreme Leader Putin off the wall but replace it with the photo of Mitt Romney driving on the interstate with a dog kennel on the roof of his car. Don’t throw the Putin picture in a sewer until you all are several states away from your former home. If you are stopped I don’t think you will be water boarded as we don’t do that any more but you may be forced to watch the impeachment reruns until you admit your sins. Other than that watch your salad dressing and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Your No Pro Bono Dear Reader Lawyer Friend From The 1960's
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