Pills Have Eyes...
Ø If
you drop a pill on the floor, it will roll under the most difficult object to
retrieve it back from.
Ø Pills
do have limitations because they cannot roll indefinitely but they will
definitely roll directly to the hardest place to get them back from that is
within their rolling radius.
Ø The
more expensive the pill is the further it will roll under the hard to retrieve
from place.
Men Are Different
From Women...
Ø More
men than women drop their smart phones in the toilet.
Ø Do
you understand why that is?
Ø If
you don’t, think about it for a second or two, it will come to you.
Sand Crawls...
Ø Everyone
who has been to the beach for a picnic knows that sand crawls.
Ø What
some of you may not fully realize is how quickly sand crawls.
Picture This In Your Mind’s Eye (Whatever that is)
You go out on the beach with your picnic basket full of
wonderful picnic stuff...
Ø Of
course, there are ham sandwiches in there.
Ø You
set up your picnic very quickly because you are desperate to get those ham
sandwiches before it is too late.
Ø You
frantically spread out your blanket, open your lawn chair, sit down and grab a
ham sandwich to take your first delicious bite.
Ø It
does not take too many chews to realize that you did not act fast enough.
Ø There
is sand inside your ham sandwich.
Crawling sand is why I have always preferred mountain
vacations because bears never crawl inside ham sandwiches.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
