The Border with Mexico is under siege. The President says we
got big trouble down there. The Border Patrol agrees with the President. The
Border States Governors agree with the Border Patrol and the President.
The law
abiding U.S. Citizens who live near the border are being overrun by The Problem.
They are all perplexed about what to do about this invasion.
I’m sitting here with the Perfect Fix for The Problem and none of them will pay
me no never mind (whatever that means).
My plan is simple and you will kick yourself for not coming
up with it on your own.
Put up a Big Sign at the Border that says…
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will instantly become United States Citizens.
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will be given Free Health Care.
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will be guaranteed their children will be given Free
Elementary, Secondary and College Educations.
Ø Any
adults crossing this border illegally will be given Free English as a Second
Language Training.
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will be given more Welfare than they ever
dreamed possible.
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will be given Food Stamps that will have no
limitations regarding what they can be used for.
Ø Anyone
crossing this border illegally will be given a Free Lexus.
The only thing that the Good Ole USofA will require from our
new citizens to gain permanent access to all of these Goodies is they will be…
Required to Live in Chicago
All those who want to go live in Chicago need only cross the
border and get on the Bus.
Every single one of those Undocumented Citizens is certain
to cross the border and get on the bus…Or are they certain to?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
