Sunday, January 17, 2021

How I Can Trick Google into Going Out Of Business

Google thinks it is Bullet Proof. Actually Google is only one Fella Trick away from being a thing of the past.

Here is the Fella Trick...

Ø Arrange for some Famous Hollywood Movie Star to go to Google Headquarters and make a presentation to management along the lines of what I am going to lay out below.

Ø The Famous Hollywood Movie Star should, of course, be someone who is Highly Regarded by the executives at Google.

Ø Highly Regarded need not have anything to do with Acting Ability but, more importantly, he would need to be someone who has made a Movie that is Socially Conscious, about the Environment, having something to do with Baby Seals or Polar Bears and Melting Polar Ice, where he played a character who Has a Limp, who was Born a Poor Person who was sexually abused by a Rich Person in his youth, who while he was in College worked in a Nuclear Power Plant where he became a Whistleblower who turned in the Evil Rich Plant Manager because the Evil Rich Plant Manager was letting the plant’s employees disregard State Law and not Recycling Plastic Water Bottles and who had written his College Thesis declaring his opposition to people who objected to Solar Windmills because the Windmills made a Swoosh Swoosh Swoosh Sound.

Ø As we all know, Google is on a campaign to destroy anyone who does not agree with Google on Everything.

Ø All the Highly Regarded Actor needs to do is convince the Management of Google to publish a book that contains Everything that Google Thinks Is Correct and Acceptable.

Ø Once the book is published Everyone would be able to live in a manner that would be Acceptable to Google.

That, My Dear Readers, would put Google Out of Business!

What? You don’t see it? You disappoint me again! I will explain...

If Everyone knew what Google believed about Everything, there would be no need to go to Google to Google Google to find out Anything about Anything because we would already know what Google believes about Everything, therefore, no one would be Googling Google about Anything and Google would dry up and Go Out of Business!

Would I kid you?

Smartfella