Another Subject Title Of This Posting Could Be... The Most Anticipated After Picture in the History of Before & After Pictures
Calling on my unerring ability to see the future, I predict that the After Picture referred to above will never happen. Please read through this posting until the end to see my irrefutable logic.
First the reason for the excitement...
Krispy Kreme Is Opening a New Store
It is going to be absolute chaos! The Krispy people have set up a bunch of yummy giveaways to ensure that the chaos is chaotic to the nth degree (whatever that means).
On opening day...
- The first person in line will receive a free dozen original glazed doughnuts every week for a year.
- Customers 2 through 100 will receive a free dozen original glazed doughnuts every month for a year.
My prediction is directed at lucky customer #1. As stated in the opening paragraph of this blog posting, I predict that the After Picture will never happen because somewhere between weeks #48 & #51, before that picture can be taken, customer #1 will explode. The only evidence that he ever existed will be his gooey shoes.
Did I hear some of you question why the shoes would remain after such a horrific explosion? Allow me to explain...
Ever since I put the late Albert Einstein’s picture in my Foolishness Office, he has been paying me visits on a regular basis. He does this because no one else appears to know who he is...was. Simply stated, the man is lonely.
He explained to me that the reason the shoes would remain intact is, when things explode, they Blow Up not Down &, obviously, his shoes are down.
Who am I (or you) to question his opinion on this? This man knows all about explosions.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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