If you are like me the daily mail comes in each day chock full of opportunities to spend (throw away?) your money...
Ø Political contributions
Ø Contributions to children’s hospitals
Ø Contributions to the people devastated by the most recent hurricane
Ø Contributions to military organizations
Ø Extended car warranties
Ø Contributions to send My Pillow Slippers to
the homeless in San Francisco
Ø Political contributions
Ø Contributions to keep Jews from starving to death in Israel
Ø Extended home warranties
Ø Contributions to research for every kind of disease you can imagine
Ø Political contributions
Ø Chances to win stuff
Ø Requests to buy my house
Ø Contributions to the people who are going to
be devastated by the next hurricane
Ø Political contributions
Many annoying envelopes like Extended Home Warranties and Extended Car Warranties tell me that this is their Final Notice to me. They threaten me that, if I don’t give them my money now, they will not take my money later.
There was a time in my Silly past where I actually thought to myself...If I give them money now they will take me off their list. Little did I know that the Next Time Letter was already in the mail as I was writing my check in response to the This Time Letter.
I wish I could sue them for Envelope Falsification or Excruciating Annoyance or Unnecessary Wear and Tear on My Shredder.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
