In a local electronics store near where I live there is a piano that appears to play itself.
Being sly, cunning and alert, I
am one of the very few who knows why the piano appears to play without a piano
player playing the piano. It’s because there is an invisible man playing that
piano.
The nasty part is that, for the
invisible man to be invisible, he has to be naked. If he were not naked you
would see his clothes.
I refuse to bring my grandchildren
into this nasty store. I am not going to expose my grandchildren to naked
people out in public like that!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
