“Seattle ---- The federal government would become the owner of four notorious Seattle-area strip clubs under plea agreements being filed Wednesday.”
The rest of the article is not important. This is the part that should alarm all clear thinking Americans. The Federal Government Is Going Too Far!
The Federal Government has been butting heads lately with the likes of Big Oil, Big Tobacco, Big Hamburger and Big Automobile but now they are going after Big Stripper.
Our government is about to have a vested interest in seeing Strip Clubs prosper because it will own the Strip Clubs. Capitalization will certainly rear its ugly head as our rulers become fixated on making a profit.
Here is what all of this could mean for the future of our struggling Republic...
- Strip Clubs popping up all over the country.
- Instead getting your tax refund in dollars, will we find ourselves receiving vouchers to our neighborhood strip club.
- Our University Systems will start offering degrees in Strip Club Management.
- We will see Public Service Announcements on TV educating us all that Strippers and Strip Club Owners are people too (just like trees and animals).
Would I kid u?
