Saturday, May 29, 2021

Make Them Suffer!


Did you just say you were at a lost to know who deserves to suffer? Where have you been? Have you not been watching TV for the last several years? If you don’t know who deserves to suffer, I am of a mind to not tell you.

OK, I am going to tell you but I will not always be with you and one day you are going to have to learn to Fend for Yourself.

I can’t believe it! Did you just say you don’t know what Fend for Yourself means either? Would it help if I told you what “Fend for Yourself” looks like in Chinese? It looks like: 照顧自己;自謀生計. (I can see that did not help.)

Some People Believe That People Who Do Not Have the Same Opinion As They Do Deserve To Suffer

Simply stated, they believe non like minded people are Wrong, Misguided and Ignorant and, if they own a business, that business needs to be boycotted until it goes out of business! 

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There was a time (back in the Old Days) when we heard this kind of Old Time Thinking...

Ø Everyone is entitled to his Own Opinion.

Ø I do not agree with what you just said but I will Defend to the Death Your Right to Say It.

Ø You, my friend, have a right to Speak Your Mind.

In the Old Days someone would say something that you did not agree with and you would say to him, “I do not agree with you. We need to talk about it when we go to lunch today. Before we talk about that I got to talk with you about whether or not you saw that stupid referee make that stupid call at the end of the Packers game last night. What a jerk! If we don’t get around to talking about why I don’t agree with your opinion, let’s try to remember to talk about it at lunch tomorrow.” 

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We, however, don’t live in the Old Days we live in the New Days. Today we...

Ø Get all excited and verbally attack the person with whom we do not agree.

Ø We stop talking to the person with whom we do not agree.

Ø We talk to other employees about how stupid the person we do not agree with is.

Ø We refuse to go to lunch with the person with whom we do not agree...ever again.

Ø We tell our supervisor that we can’t bear to work around the person with whom we do not agree.

Ø We get a sense of accomplishment when we find out that the person with whom we do not agree has been fired.

Attacking people we do not agree with has spread all over the Good Ole USofA (one of the “benefits” of Social Media). Boycotts spring up every day. A lot of money is being spent trying to put entire companies Out of Business because the Owners of these Businesses are Politically Active and, therefore, we know what their Political Opinion is. 

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Let’s Bullet Point the results of a successful Put Dat Sucker Out of Business Boycott...

Ø The owner of the newly defunct business (the one we want to see suffer) is probably going to be financially well off after his business has closed.

Ø Once he buttons up his old company he flies to his home outside of Pocatello, Idaho to rest up before he goes to home in the South of France for the South of France Season.

Ø Because he has gone out of business his 1,600 employees at his now defunct business are unemployed.

Ø Many of the children and spouses of these 1,600 former employees have to get jobs to help support their families.

Ø Many of the children of these 1,600 former employees have to put off or cancel forever all plans to attend College.

Ø Homes are foreclosed on in bunches.

If they still have homes, they spend many nights sitting around their cold dark living rooms (the electricity has been shut off) saying to each other, “What did we do wrong?”

Sometime when we set out to “Make Them Suffer” we lose track of just who “Them” are.

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Thursday, May 27, 2021

I’m Lonely!

If you live around me, you are probably Over There and I am Over Here...All alone.

You don’t get my drift, do you? OK, I’ll explain. One day I’m going to get tired of explaining things to you and you will not know what the heck I am talking about anymore.

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The Lonely Place I am in is reserved for those people who actually Stop at Stop Signs. I appear to be the only one that does do it but I do do it. I can’t help myself.

Any day now I expect to be rear ended after I make an Unexpected Stop. The Unexpected Stop should not really have been unexpected. It was, however, unexpected by the person in the car behind me. He did not expect me to stop because no one else stops at Stop Signs these days and he ran into the back of my stopped car because he did not expect my stopped car to be stopped in front of him.

There might be at least One Stopper in the subdivision next to the one I live in because someone paid to have the Added Sign added to two Stop Sign Poles over there (see picture)...



I wish I knew who the person who added these Added Signs was. If I did, we could chat and commiserate about everyone but the two of us.

A frightening thought just frightened me. I’m getting pretty old. As we get older it ain't pretty because we forget things. Is it possible that I am the person who put up the Added Sign and I forgot I put up the Added Sign?

If that is the case, that means I am really All Alone.

Now I am more frightened than I was when I thought I had a Fellow Stopper out there somewhere.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Lagniappe: This Lagniappe could be a Blog Posting all on its own but it probably lends itself to the Stop Sign Problem above...


I got this story from a Teacher of English As A Second Language in our County.


An Asian Student approached her and asked if he had to stop for a Traffic Light If No Cars Were Coming. When he was told he had to stop he said he did not understand these kinds of laws in his new country. If no cars were coming he felt he ought to allowed to drive through red lights.


About 50% of the drivers around here are Asian. That may explain why Asians do not stop for Stop Signs but it does not explain why the other 50% (minus me) do not stop.

 

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Problem Solved!

   

Once upon a time in the Good Ole USofA our newly elected Presidents had a Problem. When they first walked into the Oval Office, they were at a loss about what to do next. That problem is on the ash heap of history. Our Confused, Do-Nothing, Happy Hour Centered Congress made this problem go away.

Once in office New Presidents often found that the Congress they had to work with will not pass any laws that the New President Proposes.

This is especially true when the Congress is controlled by the Opposition Party and the Opposition Party does not want the New Presidents to get credit for doing anything that might make them look good and result in the Present President getting Re-Elected to become the Continuing Present President.

Also if what the New President proposes does not cost enough money, Congress will be sure to chant, “Dead On Arrival” when the New President’s Proposal first arrives before them because they will not pass any legislation that does cost more money than Congress has available to spend.

Because the New President can’t get Congress to do anything they have started “Passing Laws” by use of use of Executive Orders.

New Presidents who can’t figure out what to do next when they come into office have started filling in the early weeks of their administration by repealing the Executive Orders of their Predecessor.

While this may allow the New President the time to develop a Plan of Action, it causes problems in the Economy. The Executive Orders have sent Misdirection Messages to Budding Entrepreneurs like Peter Fernerk...

Ø Peter saw an Executive Order to make the Twisted Widget the Official Widget of the Good Ole USofA and, then and there, he saw his future.

Ø He spent the last 4 years and all of his capital building a 9 Football Field Sized Manufacturing Plant just outside of Olathe, Kansas to manufacture Twisted Widgets for Patriotic Citizens who are anxious to be Patriotic and show their Patriotic Pride by displaying a Patriotic Twisted Widget on their front porches, their front lawns, in their places of work and as hood ornaments on their cars and trucks.

Ø After 4 years of construction the Grand Opening Ribbon Cutting Ceremony was conducted on January 19th.

Ø That day 5,275 employees marched into their bright futures of making Twisted Widgets knowing that their dreams also had also come true.

Ø Each of them had spent 7 weeks in the 1 Football Field Sized Training Facility located next to the 9 Football Field Sized Manufacturing Plant learning how to assemble Twisted Widgets.

Ø Each employee was pleased as punch (whatever that means) to know that College Educations for their Children, a new Family Home, the family’s Big Screen TV and that Honeymoon they had not been able to afford when they got married 10 years ago were all now going to become reality.

All of the above is thrown on the ash heap of History when on the afternoon of January 20th the New President Canceled the Executive Order to make the Twisted Widget the Official Widget of the Good Ole USofA.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Lagniappe: I did not make this up...

In the Blog Posting Above I used the word “employee”. I am old enough to have witnessed the word “Employee” evolving into “Associate” and then to “Team Member” and this actually happened to me (did I say already that I am not making this up?)...

Yesterday I was on the phone and I asked to speak to a Customer Service Representative and I was told, “Certainly, I will be glad to switch you to one of our “Brand Engagement Associates.

I did the underlining but, if it were possible to underline the spoken word, I am certain she did.

Friday, May 21, 2021

I Am Toying With the Idea of No Longer Writing My Blog

Did you just say out loud, “Oh no! Why would you be toying with such a horrid idea like that?”

Even if you did not say that out loud I’m going to answer you as if you had said that out loud (or under your breath).

The reason I have come to this horrid conclusion is we can get all the Foolishness you and I desire by reading the Babylon Bee.

Why need I kid you if I can let The Bee kid you for me??

Smartfella

Click here: https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-unveils-new-genderless-bricks-with-no-malefemale-connectors

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

I Have Received A Compliment!

If the late Frank Sinatra were visiting me today, I would ask him to sing to me slightly modify words to My Way...

“Compliments, I’ve had a few but then again too few to mention” 

This compliment I just received hit the Proverbial Bulls Eye...

“Thanks, Fella, for your excellent understanding of the hilarity of the inane.”

Merriam-Webster defines “inane” as... lacking significance, meaning, or point: SILLY.

There’s that word “silly” again.

If the late Bobby Kennedy were visiting me today, I would ask him to modify his words... 

Some men see things as they are and say why I dream things that never were and say Why not 

to

Some men see things that are silly and say, that’s Silly. I see things that are Silly and say...Or is it?

Robert and Fella both wish to apologize to George Bernard Shaw ...

“Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.”


Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Lagniappe: Frank’s My Way actual lyrics...

“Regrets I've had a few But then again too few to mention”

Monday, May 17, 2021

Why Do We Think All the Good Ole USofA’s Problems Are Unique to the Good Ole USofA?


 

HERE ARE THE FIRST 3 PARAGRAPHS OF A NEWS ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN ENGLAND

New UK Election Law to Ban Postal Vote Harvesting

BY ALEXANDER ZHANG

May 15, 2021 Updated: May 15, 2021

The UK government said on Friday it plans to boost election integrity by stopping postal vote harvesting, limiting proxy voting, and clamping down on voter intimidation.

This follows the announcement earlier this week that voters will be required to show photographic ID before being issued ballots at a polling station.

Under new measures announced on Friday, “postal vote harvesting” will be stopped by limiting the number of postal votes that a person may hand in on behalf of others.

If you care to Read All About It (to make sure I did not make this up), click here... https://www.theepochtimes.com/new-uk-election-law-to-ban-postal-vote-harvesting_3815927.html

Should we send a State Department Representative to England to tell them that Election Integrity, Postal Vote Harvesting, Proxy Voting, Voter Intimidation and Voter ID are Problems That Belong Exclusively to the Good Ole USofA?

We could call it Problem Infringement.


Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Believe Me I’m Having Trouble Believing This

 
 Here are the first 3 paragraphs of a legitimate news article. One word jumped out at me. See if you can figure out which word that is. 

TECH NEWS

Cybercriminal Group Blamed for Colonial Pipeline Hack Says It Is Disbanding

BY ZACHARY STIEBER

May 14, 2021 Updated: May 14, 2021

The cybercriminal outfit that U.S. authorities have said infiltrated the network of a major pipeline operator, leading to gas shortages and rising prices, is claiming that it is disbanding.

DarkSide, which operates ransomware as a service, announced Thursday they were stopping operations.

In an announcement in Russian, the group said they lost access to part of its infrastructure, along with some of their financial assets, after an apparent raid by law enforcement authorities.

If you care to Read All About It (to make sure I did not make this up), click here... https://www.theepochtimes.com/cybercriminal-group-blamed-for-colonial-pipeline-hack-says-it-is-disbanding_3816063.html

Time’s up. Here it is... DarkSide, which operates ransomware as a service,”

“Service” is defined as ... the act of serving: such as aa helpful act

This article makes this “service” sound like a good thing. It’s not! I don’t consider locking a company’s computers and offering to allow the company that owns those computers to regain access to their own computers if the company pays the lockers money.

That’s a Criminal Act! The article even calls them a “cybercriminal outfit” (second & third words in the 3 paragraphs above)...

Ø They are Criminals!

Ø They ought to go to Jail!

Ø The Pipeline Company Gave Them Money!

Ø We even call it Ransom!

Ø Are Ransom Receivers now to be Admired?

Ø Why can’t they Follow The Money, see where it went and arrest the people who got the money?

This is where someone says to Fella, “Fella, you are being Naïve. You are being Silly. That’s not the way it works.”

This is where Fella says, “Huh?”

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Now I Completely Shift Gears...

Since I have been branded as Naïve and you know I am usually Silly, here is some Professional Silliness. We (you and I) ought to spend some time every day or so reading some Very Polished Professional Silliness...

The Onion... https://politics.theonion.com/

Here is an example of one of the Onion’s “News” Articles...

Biden’s Child-Care Plan To Allow All American Parents To Drop Kids Off At White House Between 8 And 5

4/28/21


Babyalon Bee... https://babylonbee.com/

Here is an example of one of the Babyalon Bee’s “News” Articles...

CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear a Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

4/28/21


I usually say, “Would I kid u?” but you know I usually do. The Onion and Babylon Bee always do.

Smartfella


Friday, May 14, 2021

I Just Heard About a New Diet Plan

 

It came at me out of my car radio. It advertised you will, “Stay Healthy for the Rest of Your Life”. 

Stop and think about this. If we could get all of the Good Ole USofA on this Stay Healthy for The Rest of Your Life Diet, at some time in the future we will be hearing news reports that say something like this...

Public Health Officials are finding it hard to explain why scores of Perfectly Healthy people are dying in such large numbers.

There was a time in the past where people got sick before they died. This allowed their families to prepare for their demise and gave warnings to the about-to-be-dead people that they need get their affairs in order. Now all of America is on edge because the better they feel the more they are worried that feeling so good could very well mean that they are about to die.

The CDC has put out a statement saying that, until they can figure out what the heck is going on, In An Abundance of Caution, they are dictating that every person in the country is required to Wear A Face Mask at All Times and under no circumstances are they ever allowed to remove their masks.

In order to ensure their continued good health, any persons seen without a protective mask on will we shot on sight.

Effective immediately the Forever All The Time Mask Mandate is required for all new born babies. Little Tiny Masks must be applied to their little tiny faces within 30 seconds of the moment they give out their first crying sound.

The Grand Poobah of the CDC has issued a statement that his Brother-In-Law has been given the contract to supply these Little Tiny Masks. A 1 month supply of these masks has already been shipped to every hospital in the Good Ole USofA.

When asked how we will eat through these All The Time Face Masks, the spokesman for the CDC said, “That’s an excellent question. We do see this as a problem and you can rest assured that we are working on a solution. We have appointed a Blue Ribbon Panel of Really Smart Blue Ribboners to come up with a solution. We will get back to you on this one as soon as the panel returns from their conclave in Hawaii”.

My Dear Readers, I don’t want to make you nervous but I have to ask, How Are You Feeling Today? Did you just say you are feeling great? I’m sorry to hear you say that.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Thursday, May 13, 2021

News Headline I Want to See

 

Here are the types of News Headlines I keep seeing...

Ø Super Hackers Reveal How Easy It Is To Steal Just About Everything

Ø How Hackers Could Wirelessly Bug Your Office

Ø Inside Russia’s Hacker Underworld

Ø The World's Most Famous Hacker Kevin Mitnick & KnowBe4 CEO Stu Sjouwerman Deliver the Cyber Investing Summit 2017 Opening Keynote Presentation

Ø Colonial pipeline hack claimed by Russian group DarkSide spurs emergency order from White House

Regarding the Last Headline above, the article’s sub headline actually said this...

“The Darkside Ransomware Group released a statement Monday saying it is apolitical and that it did not mean to cause widespread disruption”

What’s going on?

These guys are acting like they are celebrities! We (the Good Guys) don’t need to go out and to try and find them? We know where they are? We know who they are? They are issuing statements as if they were a Legitimate Business?!

Here is a New Headline I want to see...

“In a raid similar to those conducted against Rudy Giuliani, Paul Manafort and Roger Stone FBI Agents Invaded the Headquarters of Hackers R Us and Seized All Kinds of Stuff”

After I saw my Hoped-For News Headline above here is probably what I would see next...

The attorney for the Hackers R Us standing before a bevy of microphones, with tears in his eyes saying something like this...

“I am shocked! The right to disrupt society and cause Untold Financial Loss and Chaos is my client’s absolute right! Forthwith I demand an apology from every FBI Agent who participated in this Unmitigated Miscarriage of Justice! I never thought I would see this day!”

The next thing I would see...

Within minutes all FBI Agents who participated in the raid would tweet their Heartfelt Apology.

The next thing I would see before I ran out of the building screaming would be the still teary eyed attorney for Hackers R Us returning to the microphones and saying...

“An apology is not enough! I have been authorized by my clients to say, you just wait till next Thursday! You will rue the day that you dared to try and take our rights away!”

What’s going on?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Lagniappe: When is a Hacker going to go to jail?


Lagniappe Another: The attorney returns saying, “You can’t send my client to jail. He has a lot of Keynote Presentations on his calendar!”

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

This Is Known As Covering Your Butt

We get these often. This is how company’s we do Internet Interactions with try and make sure we can’t sue them.

Can’t you just hear their lawyer say in court...

“Your honor, the plaintiff agreed to our Easy to Understand and Concisely Written Service Terms and Conditions when he signed up for our Services. To be more specific, words 5,457 through 5,535, is where he agreed to the dastardly deeds we have perpetrated against him”.

Fella does not expect you to read this (Fella didn’t). He does officially authorize you to skim this Foolishness without reading it, but before you start skimming, here is a picture of what is in front of you...


Actually it is worse than this because throughout the 8,187 words there are many Blue Underlined Links that, if you were silly enough to click on them, you would be taken to a gargantuan number more pages and words and links...

Ø 7 times you see the word Here (or here)

Ø 1 Privacy Policy

Ø 1 Cancellation, Return & Refund Policy

Ø 1 Intellectual Property Statement (17 computer screens long)

Ø 1 Found Here (17 computer screens long...actually the same 17 screens)

Ø 1 www.optoutprescreen.com

Ø 2 www.ard.org

My Dear Readers, here it is. Start skimming... 

Hi Alexander, we've made some updates.

Please review and accept our updated License and Services Agreement

LifeLock, Inc.
Service Terms and Conditions

IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THESE SERVICE TERMS (AS DEFINED BELOW) CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THE SERVICES (AS DEFINED BELOW). BY ENTERING THESE SERVICE TERMS, YOU AGREE TO RESOLVE ALL DISPUTES WITH LIFELOCK THROUGH SMALL CLAIMS COURTS OR THROUGH ARBITRATION ON AN INDIVIDUAL BASIS RATHER THAN JURY TRIALS OR CLASS ACTIONS (SEE SECTION 17 BELOW). The LifeLock Service Terms and Conditions (the "Service Terms") are a legally binding agreement between LifeLock, Inc and its successors and assigns. ("LifeLock," "we" "our" or "us") and you ("you," "your" or "yours"), and describe the terms under which you agree to use the LifeLock® identity protection programs, including any applicable Service Guarantee and Insurance (the "Protection Programs"), credit alerts, credit scores, credit reports, credit monitoring service (collectively the "Credit Services") and any other service or product which may be made available to you by us for which you have registered or enrolled or have been registered or enrolled by an authorized third party (collectively the "Services" and individually a "Service"). In these Service Terms we may use the term "Member" which refers to a customer that is enrolled in one of our fee-based Services, such as LifeLock Ultimate, the term "Monitor" shall refer to an adult that is 18 or older and is serving to monitor the LifeLock account of a Member of LifeLock Senior™ with that Member's permission or is the parent or legal guardian who is serving to monitor the LifeLock account of a Member of LifeLock Junior, and the term "User" which refers to a customer of our non-fee based Services such as serving as a Monitor for a Member of our Senior™ Service. Collectively we will use the term "Customer" when referring to Members, Users, and Monitors.

Both our Privacy Policy and our Website Terms of Use, which apply to our website (our "Site") and your use of our Site, are available here and are incorporated by reference into these Service Terms. Notwithstanding anything stated otherwise in these Service Terms, the Privacy Policy shall govern with respect to the collection, use, retention or storage of any information or data provided by you or to which you grant LifeLock access.

YOU REPRESENT THAT YOU ARE A NATURAL PERSON OVER EIGHTEEN (18) YEARS OF AGE, THAT YOUR ACCESS TO OR USE OF THE SERVICES DOES NOT VIOLATE APPLICABLE LAWS, AND THAT YOU AGREE WITH ALL THE TERMS OF THESE SERVICE TERMS. EXCEPT IN RELATION TO THE ENROLLMENT OF YOUR MINOR CHILD OR FOR A MEMBER OF LIFELOCK SENIOR™, AS DESCRIBED BELOW, YOU FURTHER REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE ENROLLING IN ANY SERVICE(S) ONLY FOR YOURSELF AND NOT ON BEHALF OF ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL.

FURTHER, IF YOU ENROLL IN OR USE OUR CREDIT SERVICES AND/OR ANY OF OUR PROTECTION PROGRAMS, YOU ALSO REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE A U.S. RESIDENT, THAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED US YOUR VALID U.S. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, AND THAT YOU SHALL ONLY USE SUCH SERVICES IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNTS THAT ARE DIRECTLY ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR VALID U.S. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

FOR CERTAIN SERVICES, WE MAY ALLOW YOU TO ENROLL, OR PERMIT TO BE ENROLLED, YOUR MINOR CHILD, IF YOU ARE THEIR PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN. WE MAY REQUIRE YOU TO PROVIDE, EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, DOCUMENTATION TO US AS WE DEEM IT NECESSARY IN OUR SOLE DISCRETION, TO PROVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY SUCH MINOR CHILD. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THESE SERVICE TERMS WILL APPLY TO YOUR MINOR CHILD, AND YOU HEREBY EXPRESSLY ACCEPT THESE SERVICE TERMS ON BEHALF OF YOUR MINOR CHILD.

FOR CERTAIN SERVICES, AN AUTHORIZED MONITOR MAY ENTER THE ENROLLMENT INFORMATION FOR A MEMBER OF LIFELOCK SENIOR™, PROVIDED HOWEVER, THE LIFELOCK SENIOR™ MEMBER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION AND ASSURING THAT IT IS UP TO DATE. WE MAY REQUIRE THE MONITOR OR THE LIFELOCK SENIOR™ MEMBER TO PROVIDE, EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, DOCUMENTATION TO US AS WE DEEM IT NECESSARY IN OUR SOLE DISCRETION, TO VERIFY THE PERMISSIONS GRANTED BY THE LIFELOCK SENIOR™ MEMBER TO THEIR MONITOR.

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE SERVICE TERMS, YOU MUST NOT ENROLL OR REGISTER FOR ANY OF THE SERVICES OR OTHERWISE USE THE SERVICES.

UNLESS YOU CONTACT US WITHIN FIFTEEN (15) DAYS OF RECEIVING YOUR WELCOME EMAIL OR, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE A WELCOME EMAIL BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE AN EMAIL ADDRESS, WITHIN FIFTEEN (15) DAYS OF RECEIVING YOUR WELCOME KIT, YOUR ENROLLMENT WILL INCLUDE THE PROVISIONING OF ANY APPLICABLE INSURANCE COVERAGE.

DEPENDING ON YOUR OFFER, YOUR MEMBERSHIP MAY HAVE AN INTRODUCTORY OR SPECIAL OFFER. AFTER THE INTRODUCTORY OFFER EXPIRES, YOUR MEMBERSHIP WILL AUTOMATICALLY RENEW AT THE APPLICABLE PRICE SET FORTH HERE (OR SUCCESSOR SITE AS DETERMINED BY LIFELOCK), DEPENDING ON YOUR SELECTION (E.G., ANNUAL, MONTHLY, MEMBERSHIP TIER/LEVEL, ETC.) (THE "RENEWAL PRICE") UNTIL CANCELLED BY YOU. OUR PRICES, INCLUDING ANY RENEWAL PRICE, ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, HOWEVER WE WILL NOTIFY YOU IN ADVANCE. PLEASE NOTE THAT FOR ALL SERVICES OR FEATURES WHICH REQUIRE AN E-MAIL ADDRESS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY ALERTS DELIVERED VIA E-MAIL, YOU MUST KEEP YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS UP TO DATE FOR PURPOSES OF RECEIVING SUBSCRIPTION NOTIFICATIONS AND YOU HEREBY WAIVE YOUR TO RIGHT TO RECEIVE SUCH NOTICES IF YOU DO NOT PROVIDE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS.

IF YOU WISH TO CANCEL OR TERMINATE YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SERVICES, PROTECTION PROGRAMS, AND/OR CREDIT SERVICES AND TRANSACTED DIRECTLY WITH LIFELOCK, YOU MUST CALL 1-800-LIFELOCK (543-3562) OR CANCEL THROUGH THE MEMBER PORTAL HERE.

TO CANCEL ANY OTHER SERVICES, YOU MUST CALL 1-800-LIFELOCK (543-3562) OR TERMINATE IN ANOTHER MANNER AS INSTRUCTED THROUGH THE SERVICE (SUCH AS BY DE-INSTALLING OUR APP ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE).

IF YOU HAVE TRANSACTED FOR SERVICES VIA A THIRD PARTY (FOR EXAMPLE: YOU HAVE ENROLLED THROUGH YOUR EMPLOYER, OR A LIFELOCK PARTNER), YOU MUST TERMINATE THE SERVICES DIRECTLY WITH THAT THIRD PARTY IN ACCORDANCE WITH THAT THIRD PARTY'S INSTRUCTIONS. SOME EXCEPTIONS APPLY; CHECK THE TERMS OF YOUR OFFER.

YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES CONSTITUTES YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF THESE SERVICE TERMS. WE MAY MODIFY, UPDATE, ADD OR REMOVE PROVISIONS OF THESE SERVICE TERMS AT ANY TIME BY POSTING THOSE CHANGES ON OUR SITE. EXCEPT AS PROVIDED BY SECTION 17(B)(E) BELOW, OR UNLESS YOU HAVE OTHERWISE AFFIRMATIVELY AGREED TO SUCH CHANGES, YOUR CONTINUED USE OF THE SERVICES AFTER SUCH POSTING SHALL CONSTITUTE YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF ANY SUCH CHANGE(S) TO THESE SERVICE TERMS. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY OF THE UPDATED SERVICES TERMS YOU MUST STOP USING THE SERVICES.

1. Enrolling in LifeLock Services - Members

Depending upon the Services you enroll in, register for, or otherwise sign up for or subscribe to use (collectively, "enroll"), we may permit you to be enrolled (i) by telephone, (ii) on our Site, (iii) by some other method we expressly permit, or (iv) by a third party who is authorized to receive on our behalf or provide your Personal Information to enroll you on your behalf (collectively, the "Enrollment Process"). In order to enroll in and receive one or more Services, you must provide us with the full and accurate Personal Information that we require for the applicable Services, which may include without limitation your name, address, telephone number, email address, date of birth, driver's license number, Social Security number, and other personal information to verify your identity, as well as financial information such as your credit card number (collectively, "Personal Information"). You agree to keep all Personal Information updated and accurate. In the event we do not receive all the required Personal Information during your Enrollment Process, you agree that we may, in our sole discretion, use our database, the database of our affiliates, or other resources to attempt to complete the required Personal Information on your behalf. If we are unable to obtain the required Personal Information or you fail to authenticate your identity as may be required, the Services for which you have enrolled may be limited or unavailable. A Monitor may enter the above information for a Member of LifeLock Senior™; provided however, the Senior™ Member is responsible for the accuracy of the information and assuring that it is up to date.

Upon completion of the Enrollment Process, and payment to us of any fees owed, you will become eligible to receive the Services for which you have enrolled.

As a Member enrolled in a qualifying Protection Program(s), should you become a victim of identity theft you may be covered for certain losses in accordance with our Service Guarantee and Insurance, which is incorporated by reference into these Service Terms. To the extent that your Protection Program includes Stolen Identity Event Insurance, you agree to such insurance coverage, agree that the premium for such insurance will be paid by us on your behalf and agree to receive notices of insurance and insurance changes electronically. Please review the Stolen Identity Event Insurance, including the reimbursement guidelines set forth therein. Along with the Service Guarantee and Insurance, please review our reimbursement guidelines. Please note, your service and/or plan may not include Stolen Identity Event Insurance. If you are a Member enrolled in a service and/or plan which includes Prior Identity Theft Remediation, those services do not include Stolen Identity Event Insurance, but you may be eligible for remediation in accordance with our Prior ID Theft Remediation Service Terms which is incorporated by reference into these Service Terms.

To determine which benefit/service features are included in your plan, please click here or review your offer and applicable features.

YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT THE SERVICES SHALL NOT INCLUDE THE PLACING OF FRAUD ALERTS WITH ANY CONSUMER REPORTING AGENCIES. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE MONITOR YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WITHIN OUR NETWORK USING CERTAIN PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGIES AND DATABASE INFORMATION OWNED BY OR UNDER LICENSE TO US. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT NOT ALL TRANSACTIONS MAY BE MONITORED, INCLUDING THOSE THAT MIGHT INVOLVE THE POTENTIALLY FRAUDULENT USE OF A CUSTOMER'S INFORMATION. THE SCOPE OF THE NETWORK UTILIZED BY US TO PROVIDE ALERTS MAY CHANGE FROM TIME TO TIME. YOU ALSO UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT IT MAY TAKE UP TO FOUR (4) WEEKS FROM THE DATE YOU ACCEPT THESE SERVICE TERMS AND COMPLETE THE ENROLLMENT PROCESS FOR ALL OF THE SERVICES TO BE FULLY ACTIVATED.

2. Enrolling in LifeLock's Services - Users, including Monitors for LifeLock Senior™ Members

We may make certain features and Services available to Users for no fee (the "No Fee Services"), including but not limited to those features or services we make available on or through your mobile phone or device and those we make available to Monitors of Senior™ accounts for our LifeLock Senior™ Service. No Fee Services may include the ability to receive SMS text messages, email, push notifications and other notifications from the Services (the "Mobile Alerts") and the ability to access the Services for which you have enrolled or registered through our mobile enabled application (our "App").

Users of our No Fee Services are not required to enroll as a Member; however, Users may still be required to register with us and may need to provide permissions for us to contact them via SMS text messages, email, push notifications or automated telephone recordings to fulfill the services in the case of our Senior™ service. To register for No Fee Services, you must provide us with certain information, including your name, mobile telephone number and email address, and must also create a username and password. Members enrolled by their Monitor for our Senior™ services will be asked to accept these terms and conditions as well as confirm their agreement to such terms and conditions. A Monitor acting on behalf of a LifeLock Senior™ Member or a parent or legal guardian acting on behalf of a LifeLock Junior Member is not covered by any Protection Programs arising from the LifeLock Senior™ or LifeLock Junior Member's membership because such coverage belongs to the Senior or Junior Member at the levels described in the LifeLock Senior™ or LifeLock Junior program(s). In order for a Monitor or a parent or legal guardian of a LifeLock Junior Member to be entitled to services under any Protection Programs, such Monitor or parent or legal guardian must obtain their own membership under a plan which includes the Protection Programs.

A. Mobile App Terms and License

Our App offers functionality that allows Members to access their LifeLock mobile portal and membership data. Other functionality may also be available on the App such as the ability to receive various promotional offers and benefits.

The App is provided to you under license and your use of the App and any information or data downloaded by or in connection with the App (the "Data") is subject to and limited by the license terms set forth below. We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use the App and Data subject to the terms and conditions set forth in this Agreement. You acknowledge that you must be a Member, Monitor, a parent or legal guardian of a LifeLock Junior Member to access the Member or Monitor features of our App. This license will also govern any software upgrades provided by us that replace and or supplement the original App unless such upgrades are accompanied by a separate license in which case the terms of that license will govern. We have no obligation to provide you with any updates, maintenance or support services for the App.

You may not use or permit others to use the App or Data except under the terms expressly listed above. Without limiting the previous sentence you shall not and shall not permit anyone else to (a) use the App or Data on any device that you do not own or control, (b) use the App or Data for service bureau time sharing or other similar purpose, (c) modify, translate reverse engineer, decompile, attempt to derive the source code of, disassemble (except to the extent that this restriction is expressly prohibited by law) or create derivative works based upon the App or Data, (d) copy the App, including any updates or any part thereof, or Data (except as permitted above), (e) rent, lease, sell, offer to sell, distribute or otherwise transfer rights to the App or Data, (f) develop, sell or distribute applications that integrate with the App or otherwise make use of the Data, (g) remove any proprietary notices or labels on or relating the App or Data, or (h) use the App or Data in any manner that could impair any website that we may own or operate currently or in the future.

The App contains certain third-party software under license to us, including open source software (collectively, the "Third-Party Software"). The Third-Party Software is licensed to you under and subject to the terms of the applicable third-party software licenses, which can be found here. The App may be available via one or more mobile app stores or marketplaces (an "App Store") for use on mobile devices, including App Stores provided by Apple, Inc., Google, Inc., Amazon.com, Inc. and Microsoft, Inc. Apple, Inc., Google, Inc. Amazon.com, Inc. and Microsoft, Inc. are each a "Provider" for the purposes of these Terms with respect to any App downloaded from one of their respective App Stores. Your use of our App must comply with the then-current Terms of Service applicable to the App Store(s) from which you downloaded our App as well as any applicable LifeLock terms of service related to the App. To use the App you must first download it from an App Store and then register with us, by providing your name, email address and other information, and setting a password.

You acknowledge that this Agreement is between you and LifeLock only, and not with any Provider. LifeLock, and not Provider, is solely responsible for our App and the services and content available thereon. You acknowledge that Provider has no obligation to provide maintenance and support services with respect to our App. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Provider will have no warranty obligation whatsoever with respect to our App. We and not Provider are responsible for addressing any questions, comments or clams relating to the App and or your use of the App including but not limited to any product liability claims, claim that the App fails to conform to any applicable legal or regulatory requirement, claims arising under consumer protection or similar legislation, and for the investigation, defense, settlement and discharge of any third-party intellectual property infringement claim related to our App or your possession and use of our App. You agree to comply with all applicable third-party terms of agreement when using our App (e.g., you must not be in violation of your wireless data service terms of agreement when using the App). Provider is a third-party beneficiary to this Agreement and, upon your acceptance of this Agreement Provider will have the right (and will be deemed to have accepted the right) to enforce this Agreement with respect to the App.

In the event of a third-party claim that the App or your possession of and/or use of the App infringes a third party's intellectual property rights, we, not Provider, will be solely responsible for the investigation, defense, settlement and discharge of any such intellectual property infringement claim.

Certain features in the App may allow you to make a purchase or request access to additional or different features for which fees may apply. You can choose whether or not to make these purchases or access these features and you will not be subject to fees or charges without your consent; however if you believe you have been assessed a fee or a charge in error or if the feature or item purchased does not perform as described or is not delivered to you, you may dispute the purchase by logging into your mobile application store from which you downloaded the App and lodging your dispute or request for refund directly with the application store owner.

B. Mobile Alert Service

If you are a Member or a Monitor in the LifeLock Senior™ product and you elect to enroll in our Mobile Alert Service, you acknowledge and agree that we may continue to send you alerts and other notifications via the email address or telephone number you provided to us or through another method as expressly agreed to by us in writing, until you notify us that you no longer wish to receive such Mobile Alerts. You can choose what types of Mobile Alerts you would like to receive, including, where eligible, Transaction Monitoring or Credit Monitoring Mobile Alerts. You should note that Mobile Alerts sent to you are not encrypted. You should take steps to protect your email and/or any devices through which you access or receive such alerts to safeguard against unauthorized access.

THE FREQUENCY OF MOBILE ALERTS WILL VARY BASED ON THE KINDS OF ALERTS AND OTHER NOTIFICATIONS (INCLUDING PUSH NOTIFICATIONS ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE) YOU SIGN UP TO RECEIVE PURSUANT TO YOUR SERVICES. STANDARD TEXT MESSAGING RATES APPLY (INCLUDING, WHERE APPLICABLE, ROAMING CHARGES), SO PLEASE CONTACT YOUR MOBILE PHONE CARRIER FOR DETAILS AND FEES. YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL TEXT MESSAGING AND DATA PLAN FEES CHARGED BY YOUR MOBILE PHONE SERVICE. MOBILE ALERTS ARE PROVIDED AS A COURTESY TO YOU. WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THE ACTUAL, COMPLETE OR TIMELY DELIVERY OF ANY MOBILE ALERTS. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR, AND EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY RELATED TO, THE FAILURE OF ANY MOBILE ALERT TO BE ACTUALLY, ACCURATELY, FULLY OR TIMELY DELIVERED TO YOU FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING THOSE CAUSED BY A TECHNICAL ERROR OR OTHER PROBLEM WITH OUR SYSTEMS, THOSE OF YOUR MOBILE SERVICE PROVIDER, A THIRD PARTY COMPANY OR ISSUES RELATED TO YOUR MOBILE SERVICE ACCOUNT OR MOBILE DEVICE.

3. Changes to the Services

We reserve the right to modify, add to, discontinue, and/or retire any Service and/or any feature of a Service at any time. We may also modify the terms and conditions that apply to the features and your use of the Services. We shall make reasonable attempts to provide you with notice of such modifications by posting them on the Site. We have no obligation to provide direct notice of any such changes. We reserve the right to define eligibility criteria for the Services, and make changes to those criteria at any time.

Except as provided in Section 17(B)(e) below, or unless you have otherwise affirmatively agreed to such changes, by continuing to use the Service(s) and Site after any such changes or modifications to the Service(s) become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you object to such change, your sole remedy shall be to terminate and/or cancel the Service. You can cancel the Service at any time, and may be eligible for a refund, as set forth in our refund policy in Section 8 below.

4. Transaction Monitoring Feature

You may be eligible to use the transaction monitoring feature ("Transaction Monitoring") of our Services. To sign up for Transaction Monitoring, you must provide us with the account credentials for your eligible financial account(s) (such as credit card accounts, checking and savings accounts and investment accounts) ("Account Credentials") at participating third party institutions, and authorize LifeLock to use your Account Credentials to directly access your account data at these third-party companies ("Account Information"). By using the Transaction Monitoring feature and providing us your Account Credentials, you are expressly authorizing LifeLock to access your Account Information on your behalf. You hereby grant LifeLock a non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully paid-up, license to use your Account Information in order to provide our Services to you, and to prepare aggregated and anonymous data derived from your Account Information for our own internal use. If any of your Account Credentials change, you are responsible for providing updated Account Credentials to LifeLock; if you do not, we will not be able to access your Account Information to provide alerts or notifications for any account for which we do not have your current Account Credentials.

LifeLock Members that sign up for Transaction Monitoring, may be able to receive related alerts via email or mobile device (see Mobile Alerts section about for more details). Transaction Monitoring alerts are only available for certain types of transactions. LifeLock may add, remove, or modify the types of transactions for which it will provide alerts at any time and without advance notice to you. Transaction Monitoring and alerts may not be available for all of your accounts, and the scope of Transaction Monitoring and alerts may vary based on the particular financial institution or credit card account.

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT WHEN LIFELOCK IS ACCESSING AND RETRIEVING ACCOUNT INFORMATION FROM THIRD PARTY SITES, LIFELOCK IS ACTING AS YOUR AGENT FOR THE SOLE AND LIMITED PURPOSE OF OBTAINING YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION TO PROVIDE THE SERVICES TO YOU. IF YOU SIGN UP TO RECEIVE TRANSACTION MONITORING ALERTS ON YOUR MOBILE DEVICE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT NEITHER COMPANY NOR ITS SERVICES ARE INTENDED TO PROVIDE LEGAL, TAX OR FINANCIAL ADVICE RECOMMEDATIONS RELATED TO TRANSACTION ALERTS. WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY THIRD PARTY BASED ON YOUR RELIANCE ON OR USE OF ANY INFORMATION CONTAINED IN ANY ALERT OR DUE TO A FAILURE TO SEND OR RECEIVE AN ALERT.

5. Credit Reports, Credit Scores

Certain Services may provide the opportunity for you or your Monitor to review a copy of your credit report and score or alerts derived from changes to your reports. For any LifeLock Service that includes Credit Services, you agree that you are providing written instructions to us under the Fair Credit Reporting Act, authorizing LifeLock, its successors and assigns, to obtain information on a recurring basis from any consumer reporting agency in order to (i) confirm your identity, (ii) display or disclose your credit information to you and/or your designated representative related to your use of the applicable LifeLock Services, (iii) allow us to create and deliver certain features and services to you, and (iv) permit us to monitor your credit file(s) so that we can provide to you and/or your designated representative, certain fraud alerts services and provide assistance in reviewing certain portions of your credit data.

Any person who knowingly and willfully obtains a consumer credit report or score/disclosure under false pretenses may face criminal prosecution. We do not directly report or provide your credit score to any third party; however, we may use it in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

Some of our Services provide you with access to your credit score. The credit score is intended for your own educational use. It is also commercially available to third parties along with numerous other credit scores and models in the marketplace. Please keep in mind third parties are likely to use a different score when evaluating your creditworthiness. Also, third parties will take into consideration items other than your credit score or information found in your credit file, such as your income, in evaluating your creditworthiness.

Your enrollment in any Service(s) that include Credit Services depends upon both (i) the credit bureaus' ability to locate your credit file in their records, and (ii) the successful authentication of your identity.

You will only be eligible to enroll in, or continue to remain enrolled in, our Service(s) that includes three bureau Credit Services if you meet both requirements (i) and (ii) above with respect to Equifax; provided, however, if you cannot meet both requirements (i) and (ii) above with respect to TransUnion and/or Experian, you will not receive Credit Services for such respective credit bureau(s) as part of that Service (you will continue to receive Credit Services from Equifax). For Service(s) which include Credit Services provided by a single credit bureau, you will only be permitted to enroll in, or remain enrolled in, such Service if you have either an Equifax or TransUnion credit file, depending on which credit bureau is provisioning the Credit Services for each specific Service.

If you do not meet the above requirements (i) and (ii) with respect to a three bureau or single bureau Credit Services membership plan, your chosen plan will continue to provide all other features, and only exclude the Credit Services. We will notify you of your status if you fall into either of the circumstances above. Please note each plan differs in terms of features, including different coverage amounts for insurance reimbursement.

As always, you will also have the option to terminate your LifeLock Services (for more details regarding cancellation, please see section 8 (Term and Termination) below.

If you are a Monitor for a LifeLock Senior™ Member, you confirm and agree that you are not acting as a credit counselor or credit repair service, and you understand that LifeLock's restoration services are limited to assisting Members in remediating the effects of identity theft. You understand that any attempt to use the Services to act as a credit repair service may result in LifeLock terminating the Senior™ Membership for misuse and pursuing recovery of any damages incurred by LifeLock or its Service Providers from you directly.

6. Payment

With your consent and in accordance with our Privacy Policy, we retain your payment information and payment method. We use your stored payment method and information to bill and automatically renew the Service(s). We reserve the right to verify credit/debit card payments prior to acceptance of your order. We also reserve the right to (i) obtain and continue using updated credit card account information electronically, when applicable, from the card brands, (ii) retry failed payments in order to complete transactions, including but not limited to, retrying failed cards with extended expiration dates and, (iii) change or amend authorized third parties to assist with payment processing.

You further acknowledge and agree that, subject to our then-current member authentication procedures, another adult member enrolled on your account may authorize changes to the account, including without limitation to the form of payment, or to the Services including termination of membership or changes that may result in additional charges. In all cases, you are personally responsible for any applicable state, federal, or other taxes that may be associated with your purchase of the Services. We also reserve the right to collect any and sales taxes applicable to your purchase of and membership to the Service.

7. Your Conduct

You understand and agree that perfect security does not exist anywhere, and that you will protect your Personal Information in a reasonable way at all times. Accordingly, you will not recklessly disclose or publish your Social Security Number or any other Personal Information to anyone who might reasonably be expected to improperly use or disclose that Personal Information, by way of example but in no way limited to: in response to "phishing" scams, unsolicited emails, or pop-up messages seeking disclosure of Personal Information. To access the Services via our App or online member portal, Customers must have a valid user name and password, which Customers will receive after enrolling with us for the applicable Service(s). You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of any password and Alexa PIN associated with your use of the Services and the App, as well as any activity within the App and Services using your password(s).

8. Term, Termination, and Cancellation

LifeLock reserves the right to terminate the Service and/or Service Terms upon notice, with or without cause. Unless cancelled and/or terminated, the Services shall automatically continue indefinitely, and you shall pay the applicable then-current prices as published by us. As you authorize during enrollment for the Services, we store your payment method, the Services will automatically renew, and you will be billed, until you cancel.

A. Customers Enrolled and Transacted in Service(s) Directly with LifeLock

You may cancel your Service or the automatic renewal of your Service at any time. To terminate and/or cancel your Service, you must call 1-800-LIFELOCK (543-3562) or cancel here. Please review the LifeLock Cancellation, Return & Refund Policy for more information on refunds. If we modify or update your Service and you object to such change, your sole remedy shall be to terminate and/or cancel the Service.

B. Members Enrolled in the Services Through a Third Party

If you have enrolled in or obtained your membership to the Service(s) through a third party, and you wish to cancel the Service and/or Service Terms, you must notify the third party of your intent to cancel.

We will terminate the Services and/or Service Terms upon notice to us provided by such third party. If you are enrolled in any Services through a third party, you may not be entitled to any refund of fees by LifeLock; we shall have no obligation to, and shall not, refund any fees paid by you to a third party. If we modify or update your Service and you object to such change, your sole remedy shall be to terminate and/or cancel the Service.

9. Privacy

You agree that we may use your Personal Information in accordance with our Privacy Policies, which are available here and are incorporated by reference into these Service Terms. You expressly authorize LifeLock, its agents, and its employees to obtain various information and reports about you (or about any minor child that you have enrolled) as we deem reasonably necessary or desirable in the course of performing the Services. We may share your Personal Information with any other person registered on your LifeLock account, in accordance with our Privacy Policies. You, individually or as the parent or legal guardian of a minor child you enroll or cause to be enrolled, expressly authorize LifeLock, its agents, and its employees to take any steps necessary to implement the Services, including, but not limited to, completing and executing any documents, communicating with third parties, and acting as a personal representative to the fullest extent permitted by law.

10. Ownership of Intellectual Property Rights

A. We retain all right, title and interest (including all copyright, trademark, patent, trade secrets and all other intellectual property rights) in our Services, our App (including the Data) as well as our trademarks, service marks, designs, logos, URLs, and trade names that are displayed in connection with our Services and our App. Further, your use of or access to our Site and to any content, materials, data or information available on or via our Site, is subject to the LifeLock Intellectual Property Statement, including its applicable provisions on intellectual property, feedback, submissions, and proprietary rights.

B. CUSTOMER REVIEWS TERMS

By submitting any content to LifeLock, you represent and warrant that: (i) you are the sole author and owner of the intellectual property rights thereto; (ii) all "moral rights" that you may have in such content have been voluntarily waived by you; (iii) all content that you post is accurate; (iv) you are at least 18 years old; (v) use of the content you supply does not violate these review terms set forth in this Section 10.B (the "Review Terms") and will not cause injury to any person or entity; (vi) you will not submit any content that is known by you to be false, inaccurate or misleading; (vii) you will not submit any content that infringes any third party's copyright, patent, trademark, trade secret or other proprietary rights or rights of publicity or privacy; (viii) you will not submit any content that violates any law, statute, ordinance or regulation; (ix) you will not submit any content that is, or may reasonably be considered to be, defamatory, libelous, hateful, offensive, unlawfully threatening or unlawfully harassing to any individual, partnership or corporation; (x) you will not submit any content for which you were compensated or granted any consideration by any third party; (xi) you shall not submit any content that includes any information that references other websites, addresses, email addresses, contact information, phone numbers, or other personally identifiable information for yourself or others; and (xii) you will not submit any content that contains any computer viruses, worms or other potentially damaging computer programs or files.

For any content that you submit, you grant LifeLock a perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, transferable right and nonexclusive license to use, copy, modify, delete in its entirety, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from and/or sell and/or distribute such content and/or incorporate such content into any form, medium or technology throughout the world without compensation to you.

All content that you submit may be used at LifeLock's sole discretion. LifeLock reserves the right to change, condense or delete any content on LifeLock's website that LifeLock deems, in its sole discretion, to violate the content guidelines or any other provision of these Review Terms. LifeLock does not guarantee that you will have any recourse through LifeLock to edit or delete any content you have submitted. LifeLock reserves the right to remove or to refuse to post any submission for any reason. You acknowledge that you, not LifeLock, are responsible for the contents of your submission. LifeLock may, but is not obligated to, monitor, review, or verify any content submitted.

None of the content that you submit shall be subject to any obligation of confidence on the part of LifeLock, its agents, parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners or third party service providers and their respective directors, officers and employees.

LifeLock may require you to provide certain information or data in order to submit a review. By submitting a review, you agree and consent to LifeLock's promotional use and display (whether online or offline) of all such information or data you provide with, or as part of, your review (including, but not limited to, any name or other identifier you choose to provide).

By submitting your email address in connection with your rating and review, you agree that LifeLock and its third party service providers may use your email address to contact you about the status of your review and other administrative purposes.

11. Local Laws; Export Control

We control and operate the App and Services from our headquarters in the United States of America and the content and features may not be appropriate or available for use in other locations. If you use the App or Services outside the United States of America, you are responsible for following applicable local laws. By using the App or Services, you represent and warrant that (i) you are not located in a country that is subject to a U.S. Government embargo, or that has been designated by the U.S. Government as a "terrorist supporting" country; and (ii) you are not listed on any U.S. Government list of prohibited or restricted parties.

12. Disclaimer of Warranties

UNLESS OTHERWISE EXPLICITLY STATED, LIFELOCK, FOR ITSELF AND ITS LICENSORS, MAKES NO EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, OR GUARANTEES IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICES, RELATING TO THE QUALITY, SUITABILITY, TRUTH, ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF ANY INFORMATION OR MATERIAL CONTAINED OR PRESENTED IN THE SERVICES. UNLESS OTHERWISE EXPLICITLY STATED, TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE SERVICES, AND ANY INFORMATION OR MATERIAL CONTAINED OR PRESENTED THROUGH THE SERVICES IS PROVIDED TO YOU ON AN "AS IS," "AS AVAILABLE" AND "WHERE-IS" BASIS WITH NO WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT OF THIRD-PARTY RIGHTS. LifeLock DOES NOT PROVIDE ANY WARRANTIES AGAINST VIRUSES, SPYWARE OR MALWARE THAT MAY BE INSTALLED ON YOUR COMPUTER.

13. Limitation of Liability

OTHER THAN PURSUANT TO THE STOLEN IDENTITY EVENT INSURANCE (FOUND HERE) WHICH APPLIES SOLELY TO MEMBERS ENROLLED IN OUR PROTECTION PROGRAMS, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, LIFELOCK, OUR AFFILIATES, OUR RESPECTIVE LICENSORS, LICENSEES, AND SERVICE PROVIDERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXTRAORDINARY, EXEMPLARY OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (HOWEVER ARISING), ARISING OUT OF, RELATING TO OR RESULTING FROM YOUR USE OR INABILITY TO USE OR ACCESS THE SERVICES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, DATA, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING LIMITATION OF LIABILITY, IN THE EVENT WE ARE FOUND LIABLE FOR DAMAGES TO YOU IN A COMPETENT LEGAL PROCEEDING OUR AGGREGATE LIABILITY FOR ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THESE SERVICE TERMS IS LIMITED TO THE LESSER OF (a) ONE THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS ($1,000) OR (b) THE AMOUNTS PAID TO US FOR THE SERVICES THAT ARE THE BASIS OF THE CLAIM IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS PRECEDING THE DATE OF THE CLAIM. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW CERTAIN LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY. ONLY LIMITATIONS THAT ARE LAWFUL IN THE APPLICABLE JURISDICTION WILL APPLY TO YOU AND OUR LIABILITY WILL BE LIMITED TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

14. Jurisdiction

These Service Terms and any Services provided hereunder will be governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to any laws that would direct the choice of another state's laws and, where applicable, will be governed by the federal laws of the United States.

15. Indemnification

You will indemnify and hold LifeLock (and our officers, directors, agents, subsidiaries, joint ventures, licensees, employees, and third-party partners) harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of your breach of these Service Terms, or your violation of any law or regulation, or the rights of any third party.

16. Other Rights

You understand and agree that the Fair Credit Reporting Act allows you to obtain copies of annual credit reports, for yourself and for minor children for whom you are the parent or legal guardian, without charge. You also understand and agree that your decision to pay any required payments for the Services and receive the Services under these Service Terms has been made by you as a convenience, and is not legally required. Further, all Customers may request that their name be removed from preapproved credit card mailing lists; to opt out of preapproved credit card offers free of charge, log on to www.optoutprescreen.com or call 1-888-5OPTOUT.

17. Dispute Resolution

LifeLock believes that most disagreements can be resolved informally and efficiently by contacting LifeLock customer support.

If you are a U.S. customer, and the dispute is not resolved through LifeLock customer support, you and LifeLock agree that any such dispute, claim or controversy arising out of or relating in any way to the Services or these Service Terms (a "Claim"), shall be determined by binding arbitration or small claims court, instead of in courts of general jurisdiction, as follows:

A. Small Claims Court: You may elect to litigate your Claim in small claims court if all the requirements of the small claims court are satisfied, including any limitations on jurisdiction and the amount at issue in the dispute.

You agree to bring a Claim in small claims court in your county of residence or in the Superior Court of California, County of Santa Clara.

B. Arbitration: Arbitration is more informal than a lawsuit in court. Arbitration uses a neutral arbitrator instead of a judge or jury, allows for more limited discovery than in court, and is subject to very limited review by courts. Arbitrators can award the same damages and relief that a court can award. You agree that, by agreeing to these Service Terms, the U.S. Federal Arbitration Act governs the interpretation and enforcement of this arbitration provision, and that you and LifeLock are each waiving the right to a trial by jury or to participate in a class action. This arbitration provision shall survive termination of these Service Terms and/or the termination of your Service.

a. Notice of Claim: If you elect to seek arbitration, you must first send to LifeLock, by certified mail, a written Notice of Your Claim ("Notice of Claim").

The Notice of Claim to LifeLock should be addressed to: General Counsel, LifeLock, Inc., 350 Ellis Street, Mountain View, CA 94043 and should be prominently captioned "NOTICE OF CLAIM".

The Notice of Claim should include both the mailing address and email address you would like LifeLock to use to contact you.

If LifeLock elects to seek arbitration, it will send, by certified mail, a written Notice of Claim to your billing address on file.

A Notice of Claim, whether sent by you or by LifeLock, must (a) describe the nature and basis of the claim or dispute; (b) set forth the specific amount of damages or other relief sought ("Demand"); and (c) whether you reject any subsequent modification of the Dispute Resolution section by Symantec (see Section 17(B)(e)).

b. Arbitration Proceedings: If you and LifeLock do not reach an agreement to resolve the claim within thirty (30) days after the Notice of Claim is received, you or LifeLock may commence an arbitration proceeding (or, alternatively, file a claim in small claims court).

You may download or copy a form of notice and a form to initiate arbitration at www.adr.org. The arbitration will be governed by the Consumer or Commercial Arbitration Rules, as appropriate, of the American Arbitration Association ("AAA") (collectively, the "AAA Rules"), as modified by these Service Terms, and will be administered by the AAA.

The AAA Rules and Forms are available online at www.adr.org. The arbitrator is bound by the terms of these Service Terms. All issues are for the arbitrator to decide, including issues relating to the scope and enforceability of this arbitration provision.

Unless LifeLock and you agree otherwise, any arbitration hearings will take place in the county (or parish) of either your residence or of the mailing address you provided in your Notice of Claim.

If your claim is for U.S. $10,000 or less, LifeLock agrees that you may choose whether the arbitration will be conducted solely on the basis of documents submitted to the arbitrator, through a telephonic hearing, or by an in-person hearing as established by the AAA Rules.

If your claim exceeds U.S. $10,000, the right to a hearing will be determined by the AAA Rules. Regardless of the manner in which the arbitration is conducted, the arbitrator shall issue a reasoned written decision sufficient to explain the essential findings and conclusions on which the award is based.

If the arbitrator issues you an award that is greater than the value of LifeLock's last written settlement offer made before an arbitrator was selected (or if LifeLock did not make a settlement offer before an arbitrator was selected), then LifeLock will pay you, in addition to the award, either U.S. $500 or 10% of the amount awarded, whichever is greater.

c. Injunctive and Declaratory Relief: Except as set forth in Section 17.A., the arbitrator shall determine all issues of liability on the merits of any claim asserted by you or LifeLock, and may award declaratory or injunctive relief only in favor of the individual party seeking relief and only to the extent necessary to provide relief warranted by that party's individual claim.

To the extent that you or LifeLock prevail on a claim and seek public injunctive relief (that is, injunctive relief that has the primary purpose and effect of prohibiting unlawful acts that threaten future injury to the general public), the entitlement to and extent of such relief must be litigated in a civil court of competent jurisdiction and not in arbitration.

The parties agree that litigation of any issues of public injunctive relief shall be stayed pending the outcome of the merits of any individual claims in arbitration.

d. Arbitration Fees: If your claim for damages does not exceed $10,000, LifeLock will pay all fees imposed by the AAA to conduct the arbitration, including reimbursement of your initial filing fee, unless the arbitrator finds that either the substance of your claim or the relief sought in your Demand for Arbitration was frivolous or was brought for an improper purpose (as measured by the standards set forth in Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11(b)). If your claim for damages exceeds $10,000, standard AAA Rules will govern the payment of all AAA fees, including filing, administration and arbitrator fees.

e. Class Action Waiver: YOU AND LIFELOCK AGREE THAT EACH MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN YOUR OR ITS INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING.

Further, if you have elected arbitration, unless both you and LifeLock agree otherwise, the arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person's claims with your claims, and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding.

If this specific provision is found to be unenforceable, then the entirety of this Dispute Resolution section shall be null and void.

f. Modification of Dispute Resolution Section: Notwithstanding Section 3 or the last paragraph on the opening Section, if LifeLock changes this "Dispute Resolution" section after the date you first accepted these Service Terms, and you have not otherwise affirmatively agreed to such changes, you may reject any such change by so stating within your Notice of Claim.

By failing to reject any changes to this Dispute Resolution section in your Notice of Claim, you agree to resolve any Claim between you and LifeLock in accordance with the terms of the Dispute Resolution section in effect as of the date of your Notice of Claim.

g. Severability: With the exception of any of the provisions in Section 17.B.e of this Agreement ("Class Action Waiver"), if an arbitrator or court of competent jurisdiction decides that any part of these Service Terms is invalid or unenforceable, the other parts of these Service Terms shall still apply.

18. General

Neither these Service Terms, nor any rights hereunder, may be assigned by operation of law or otherwise, in whole or in part, by you without our prior written permission. Any purported assignment without such permission shall be void. Any waiver of our rights under these Service Terms must be in writing, signed by LifeLock, and any such waiver shall not operate as a waiver of any future breach of these Service Terms. In the event any portion of these Service Terms is found to be illegal or unenforceable, such portion shall be severed from these Service Terms, and the remaining terms shall be separately enforced. Your use of the Services shall at all times comply with all applicable laws, rules, and regulations. These Service Terms, and all documents incorporated into these Service Terms by reference, are the entire agreement between the parties with respect to this subject matter, and supersede any and all prior or contemporaneous or additional communications, negotiations, or agreements with respect thereto. Our failure to enforce any of these Service Terms is not a waiver of such term or right. The proprietary rights, disclaimer of warranties, representations made by you, indemnities, limitations of liability and general provisions shall survive any termination of these Service Terms. These Service Terms are solely and exclusively between you and LifeLock and you acknowledge and agree that (i) no third party, including a third-party partner of LifeLock is a party to these Service Terms, and (ii) no third party, including any third-party partner of LifeLock has any obligations or duties to you under these Service Terms.

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