Sunday, March 29, 2020

The CaronaWorldWeLiveInVirus Is In Control! ... Part 2


More from My Park…

Children’s Playground


We are all in mortal danger!

As you know from my earlier Blog Posting the Playground at my park has been closed and Police Tape had been attached to trees along its perimeter to let all of us know that entering was forbidden.

Since then the Banned Children have been coming up to their Forbidden Playground and staring longingly at where they used to have fun. I have seen many a tear shed during these staring sessions.

Yesterday as I was walking past the Empty Playground a Forbidden Child went up to the Banned Playground so he could stare and be unhappy and he saw that the Safety Tape was no longer making the Playground Safe because it had fallen down to the ground.

I was shocked as the little fellow turned and ran towards his Mother screaming, “Get back! We are in danger! The Police Tape fell down and the germs are getting out!”

Yes, I made up the Terrified Child and his Terrified Terror and what he said to his Mother…Or did I?
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Pavilion


The Park Pavilion has been made safe for all of us by putting up Police Tape and then they removed the 10 to 12 Picnic Tables where we used to sit and spew germs at each other. 

Now if you go inside the Police Tape you are subject to Arrest, Imprisonment (up to 60 days) and a Fine (up to $1,000).

It must’ve been a real chore to move all those picnic benches. They were all one piece with the table and the seats on each side connected and they were extra long and very heavy.

I think they could’ve probably gotten the same result by smearing Jell-O all over the tables and benches and leaving them in place.

I apologize. The Jell-O came out of my Self-Isolated Bored Mind. I admit it is not practical…Or is it not?
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This picture below is an add on that has nothing to do with my Keep-My-Heart-From-Attacking-Me Park. I did it because I was concerned that you might not have gotten your money’s worth out of this Blog Posting…