Preemptive Disarray

Headline on an article in my newspaper today...

Syrian Talks In Disarray Before They Begin

I guess this is what comes about when you have the delegates shouting at each other outside the meeting place... “Do you think I will ever forget what your ancestors did to my ancestors in the year 1245?”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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TBTJ

A lot of famous and/or influential people are sitting around their big houses doing absolutely nothing and they need help.
They could leave their big houses but they can’t leave their big houses because they are part of our Judicial System’s Too Big to Jail (TBTJ) Incarceration Program.
Our court system is sending a whole mess of our fellow citizens back to their big homes under House Arrest.
These people need someone to go to the Grocery Store for them. The need someone to go get Chinese Food or Pizzas for them. They need people to walk their Little White Dogs. They need people to bring in their Newspapers from their massive front lawns. They need Escort Service People to be brought in to escort them around their big houses.
The bottom line is they need the Judicial System necessitated equivalent of Visiting Angels.
Heck, the potential economic stimulus from these much needed businesses springing up all over the Good Ole USofA could turn around this economy all by itself.
We have been trained to know that Big Box, Big Oil, Big Banks, Big Data and their ilk are bad. In this case the Big Wigs and satisfying their Big Needs may yet save us all.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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