Monday, May 30, 2022

True Heroes (Not Sports Figures) Deserve Our Respect No Matter How Long Ago They Performed Their Heroic Deeds (Revised, Shortened and Republished)


I have published this Blog Posting before but, since it is Memorial Day and the story is about the First World War, I have decided to repeat it. It is a great story and great stories ought to be repeated.

In 2008 my wife and I visited a small World War I cemetery in Flanders Field in Belgium. We were being shown around by a guide when we noticed that one grave stood out from the rest because it was covered with Flowers and Decorative Ribbons much more than other graves

We ask the guide about the decorations and she explained (in bullet point format)...

Ø This grave was so highly decorated because it was a new grave (in a cemetery for a war that ended more than 100 years ago).

Ø Farmers and construction workers are still uncovering human bodies.

Ø Whenever a body is recovered it is buried with a Full Formal Burial Ceremony.

Ø The people from the nearby towns show up in significant numbers to honor the newly discovered soldier’s body.

Ø Many arrive with flowers in hand.

The Flowers and Decorative Ribbons on this grave that stood out from the rest of the graves is the result of the homage paid to an unknown soldier who died a long time ago who was highly honored when he was recently buried in his new grave.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Some Say, “That Is So Complicated and Confusing It Must Be A Good Thing”. John McEnroe Says, “You Can’t Be Serious!?”


My Dear Readers, your attention, please. Don’t waste your time looking for the Funny Part of this one. I already looked and I did not find a chuckle. This is serious stuff. I won’t say I understand it all but there are more than enough Words of Caution and Confusion below to convince me that there are Big Problems for all of us in this Blog Posting...

(I did the underlining)

A typical Electric Vehicle Battery weighs one thousand pounds, about the size of a travel trunk. It contains twenty-five pounds of lithium, sixty pounds of nickel, 44 pounds of manganese, 30 pounds cobalt, 200 pounds of copper, and 400 pounds of aluminum, steel, and plastic. Inside are over 6,000 individual lithium-ion cells.

It should concern you that all those toxic components come from mining. For instance, to manufacture each EV auto battery, you must process 25,000 pounds of brine for the lithium, 30,000 pounds of ore for the cobalt, 5,000 pounds of ore for the nickel, and 25,000 pounds of ore for copper. All told, you dig up 500,000 pounds of the earth's crust for just - one - battery.

Sixty-eight percent of the world's cobalt, a significant part of a battery, comes from the Congo. Their mines have no pollution controls, and they employ children who die from handling this toxic material. Should we factor in these diseased kids as part of the cost of driving an electric car?

I'd like to leave you with these thoughts. California is building the largest battery in the world near San Francisco, and they intend to power it from solar panels and windmills. They claim this is the ultimate in being 'green,' but it is not. This construction project is creating an environmental disaster. Let me tell you why.

The main problem with solar arrays is the chemicals needed to process silicate into the silicon used in the panels. To make pure enough silicon requires processing it with hydrochloric acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, hydrogen fluoride, trichloroethane, and acetone. In addition, they also need gallium, arsenide, copper-indium-galliumdiselenide, and cadmium-telluride, which also are highly toxic. Silicon dust is a hazard to the workers, and the panels cannot be recycled.

Windmills are the ultimate in embedded costs and environmental destruction. Each weighs 1688 tons (the equivalent of 23 houses) and contains 1300 tons of concrete, 295 tons of steel, 48 tons of iron, 24 tons of fiberglass, and the hard to extract rare earths neodymium, praseodymium, and dysprosium. Each blade weighs 81,000 pounds and will last 15 to 20 years, at which time it must be replaced. We cannot recycle used blades.

There may be a place for these technologies, but you must look beyond the myth of zero emissions. "Going Green" may sound like the Utopian ideal but when you look at the hidden and embedded costs realistically with an open mind, you can see that Going Green is more destructive to the Earth's environment than meets the eye, for sure.

Source: Dr. Rich Swier

ABOUT DR. RICH SWIER

Rich holds a Doctorate of Education from the University of Southern California in Los Angeles, CA, a Master’s Degree in Management Information Systems from the George Washington University, Washington, D.C., and a Bachelor’s Degree in Fine Arts from Washington University, St. Louis, MO.


Rich is a 23-year Army veteran who retired as a Lieutenant Colonel in 1990. He was awarded the Legion of Merit for his years of service. Additionally, he was awarded two Bronze Stars with “V” for Heroism in ground combat, the Presidential Unit Citation, and the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry while serving with the 101st Airborne Division in Vietnam. He is a graduate of the Field Artillery Officers Basic and Advanced Courses, and U.S. Army Command and General Staff College.

 


Friday, May 27, 2022

A Challenge for My Dear Readers

The above picture is an Artist's Rendering of an EV Charging Station that a German company named Sortimo plans to build. They say it will be the world’s biggest EV fast-charging station with 144 charging ports.

Already the confusion starts...

The Information I have found and will present to you below differs greatly from Sortimo’s numbers above.

Ø Sortimo says their 144 charging ports will charge 4,000 cars a day.

Ø The information below says it will take 600 Charging Ports to do 2,000 cars a day.

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Ø Sortimo says 24 of their 144 Charging Ports will be Super Chargers with a capacity of 350 kilowatts.

Ø The information below talks about 50 kilowatt chargers but makes no reference to Super Chargers but Sortimo does say that Tesla’s current Super Chargers are 150 kilowatts.

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Ø Sortimo says their Charging Station could offer savings of 7.8 million gallons, of fuel.

Ø Sortimo does not say how many gallons of Fossil Fuel will be necessary to create the electricity to put into their 4,000 cars a day.

Remember batteries do not make electricity they only store electricity that had already been made by burning some kind of Fossil Fuel.

Would I be accused of being a Wise Ass if I said that the electricity to put into Sortimo’s Car Batteries Will Not Be Made By Other Batteries

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Below are facts I got from the Internet. Here is your challenge...

Ø The Internet is very good at giving us Confusing if not Completely Opposite Explanations of Issues.

Ø If you have information that can disprove my found information below, use my blog’s Comments Feature to present those facts to your fellow readers of Foolishness...Or Is It?.

Ø We need the Truth, whether or not it is the "Truth" we often times so desperately we want to see.

If you are able, please help My Dear Readers and me to get to the Truth.

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EV Charging Insanity

In order to match the 2,000 cars that a typical filling station can service in a busy 12 hours, an EV charging station would require 600, 50-watt chargers at an estimated cost of $24 million and a supply of 30 megawatts of power from the grid. That is enough to power 20,000 homes. No one likely thinks about the fact that it can take 30 minutes to 8 hours to recharge a vehicle between empty or just topping off. What are the drivers doing during that time?

Dr. Jay Lehr and Tom Harris | Jan 15, 2022

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Many of the EV Charging Waiters who are waiting for 8 hours are going to need some place to sleep and, in some cases, Counseling. This will result in the beautiful pastoral scene in the Artist’s Rendering being littered with Pup Tents and Army Cots with Physiatrists holding iPads seated next to the cots ready to spring into action.

Since EV Charging Stations are proposed to be the replacement for Gasoline Filling Stations, you can be sure that there will be Hot Dogs Hamburgers, Nachos and such available for sale so the EV Charging Waiters can “enjoy” their wait. This is going to result in a significant increase in the Body Bulk and the Cholesterol Count of Americans all across the Fruited Plain but that’s fodder for another Blog Posting on another day.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Monday, May 23, 2022

Disinformation...Or was it?

We must be careful with these kinds of lists because there is so much Foolishness out there. For example, I looked up one of Einstein's most famous "quotes" and came up with this... “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results” was traced by Einstein archivist Barbara Wolff to US writer Rita Mae Brown’s Sudden Death (1983)."

Eventually Einstein and his wisdom was accepted by all...Or was he and it?...

"right up to his death in 1955, he was targeted for deportation as a Soviet agent by FBI director J. Edgar Hoover."

Oh well, the list below is interesting but don't bet your life that some of this list of 25 are not disinformation or some such thing.

I just hope everybody is not kidding us about everything.

Smartfella

 http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-2.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-3.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-4.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-5.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-6.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-7.html

 

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-8.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-9.html


http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-10.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-11.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-12.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-13.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-15.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-16.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-17.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-18.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-19.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-20.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-21.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-22.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-23.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-24.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-25.html

http://izismile.com/2014/03/14/actual_predictions_that_were_absolutely_wrong_25_pics-1.html

Lagniappe: Entomologist Paul Ehrlich predicted in his 1968 bestselling book, The Population Bomb, that hundreds of millions of people would starve to death in the next two decades. 

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Are They All Dead Or Are They Just Never Was?

Did I just hear you say, “What the heck is Fella talking about now?” Hang on. Trust me. It will all make sense shortly...Or will it?

When I was young there were many girls in St. Anthony of Padua Grammar school with names like: Judy, Mary and Linda.

That was Then but we live in the Now. I bet, if I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and went back to St. Anthony and slid around my old school for a day, I would not find any Judy’s, Mary’s or Linda’s there.

I’m not really saying they are dead. It’s just that they never happened. The girl’s are still there but they were never named these names to begin with.

If you want to know what the Cool People are doing, where would you go looking? You say you don’t know. Of course, you know. Think about it for a moment...

  
Are you done thinking? Did you draw a blank? You disappoint me...again.

If you want to know about Cool, of course, you seek out Celebrities. They are all cool. Even those of them who are not Cool are way Cooler than we are Cool.

I Googled Celebrities with the most unique/uncommon names and I found what they are naming themselves. Remember they do name themselves. If their old fashioned parents made the mistake of naming any of them Judy or Mary or Linda, when they are about to blossom into a Celebrity they change their name to something Cool like these actual Celebrity Names below...

Neve, Daveigh, Rumer, Sela, Cote, Leighton, Evanna, Jodelle, Saoirse, Odette, Paget, Alona, Thea, Zooey, Avril, Emmy, Holland, Troian

Aren’t you glad you are mot a Celeb? If I were a Celeb and someone asked me what my name was, I would say, "I'll tell you if you promise not to tell anyone".

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Now you know how UnCool I am because not one of the Cool Names above is “Fella”.

 

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

No Chase Policy Is In Effect All Over The Good Ole USofA & Now We Have The No Pay Policy In Effect All Over The Good Ole USofA

Did I just hear you say you don’t believe the above Subject is true? OK Mr. Smarty Pants, click here and Google It!... https://www.google.com/search?q=no+chase+policy&ei=D9WCYqiMO6vI_Qbvsb0g&ved=0ahUKEwjoz8u8jeX3AhUrZN8KHe9YDwQQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=no+chase+policy&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAELADEEMyBwgAELADEEMyBwgAELADEEMyCggAEOQCELADGAEyCggAEOQCELADGAEyCggAEOQCELADGAEyDAguEMgDELADEEMYAjIPCC4Q1AIQyAMQsAMQQxgCMg8ILhDUAhDIAxCwAxBDGAIyDAguEMgDELADEEMYAkoECEEYAEoECEYYAVAAWABgl09oAnABeACAAQCIAQCSAQCYAQDIARLAAQHaAQYIARABGAnaAQYIAhABGAg&sclient=gws-wiz

An example:

At the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) which consists of 660 stores. They have a no chase policy. Thieves have figured out that they could just walk in and steal liquor off the shelves and walk out and nobody would chase them.

The history...

Way back when, it used to be that you would walk in the store and fill a form out with what you wanted to buy. You would then pay for it and a clerk would get the product for you from the storage room at the back. There was no display of product.

This evolved to open shelving with product but offices in the middle with one way glass so you could be watched but you could not see who was watching you.

They then evolved to just straight open shelving and checkouts. This led to people just walking in and stealing liquor.

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I am not one to say I Told You So (Or am I?) but I Told You So way back on March 22, 2007...https://forii.blogspot.com/2007/03/deadly-pursuits.html

Now I ask you, is that not a Smart Blog Posting or what? Who would have known at the time that I was as Smart as I was? That was 15 years and 2 months ago! I was so young and I was already that Smart! Since then I have Matured. Now I am Matured and Smart. My Blogging must certainly be better...Or is it?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Saturday, May 14, 2022

For Heaven’s Sake Don’t Think for a Second That I Am Criticizing My Grandchildren

My two youngest grandchildren are really smart but their problem is they are really young. All grandchildren start out that way. I am confident that one or the other of them will be President of the Good Ole USofA someday and the other will be the Vice President to the one or the other of them that is the President.

Now that I have covered myself so I won’t be accused of saying that my grandchildren aren’t smart, I want to tell you about a recent visit we enjoyed from these two future Presidents and/or Vice Presidents...

Ø They both slept on the same room.

Ø In that same room there was a Radio/Cassette Tape/CD Disk Combo Player.

Ø Being as young as they are they are curious.

Ø They started playing around with the player and found the CD that was inside.

Ø Because they are curious and young they asked their Father what the CD Disk was.

I guess I am behind the times. I was not aware that a CD was a thing of the past.

Time marches on.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: I bet neither of them knows what a Buggy Whip is.

 

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The Most Important Issue in the Upcoming Mid-Term Election Is Going to Be the High Price of Gasoline...Or is it?


I once wrote a Blog Posting that told you about the Smartest Man in the History of the World for All Time. I’m not sure where that guy is today, but if he were here with Fella today, I am certain he would agree with Fella when Fella says, “The voters are talking about the high price of gasoline but they really don’t care about the high price of gasoline!”

Did I just hear you dare me to prove it? Oh ye of little faith. OK, here we go...

The people who do polling get all excited when they get a poll that gets over 50%. They contend that this is Conclusive Proof and they expect you to hear and believe because they have a 51% (or higher) response to their polling.

Well Fella has done a poll of his own and his poll has come up with a 100% finding, therefore, That’s The Name of That Tune, That’s How the Cow Eat the Cabbage or That’s All She Wrote...

'That's All She Wrote', recorded by Ernest Tubb and published in sheet music form in 1942:

I got a letter from my mama, just a line or two
She said listen daddy your good girl's leavin' you
That's all she wrote - didn't write no more
She'd left the gloom a hanging round my front door.

[If you want to hear it, and it is a classic of the country music genre, follow this link to YouTube.]

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Now that I have that out of the way, I will tell you the Rest of the Story...

Ø I pulled up behind a lady at Costco’s gasoline filling station who had just started filling up her Buick.

Ø I had time to waste so I got out of my car and walked up to the Buick Pumping Lady and asked, “What’s the price?”

Ø She said to me without turning to look at the pump, “I don’t know”.

There it is! There’s your proof! There is a Fella Poll that comes in with a conclusive 100% result! The Good Ole USofA’s Voters really do not care because they gotta pay whatever they (whoever they are) tell them they gotta pay!

That’s All She Wrote. 😒

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Saturday, May 07, 2022

$20 Ain’t Much...Or is it?

 Amazon Prime has now increased its annual fee by another $20...

Ø I first signed up for Amazon Prime at their Startup Fee of $79 per year.

Ø The Fee was increased to $99 in 2014 and I signed up for the $20 increase.

Ø The Fee was increased to $119 in 2018 and I signed up for the $20 increase.

Ø The Fee has now increased to $139 and a little voice somewhere inside of me said, “Whoa!

I’ve now decided that Amazon has enough Prime Money. The way things are going somewhere in our bleak future (somewhere around 2072) one of the members of our 2% Approval Rated Congresses is going to decide to pass Stimulus Bill #753 in order to garner some votes just prior to an election and the Head Bean Counter is going to say, “Whoa!”

Congress is going to say to the Head Bean Counter, “What do you mean by saying “Whoa?” and the Bean Guy is going to say, “There is no money left. Amazon has it all”.

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Please allow me to explain how we might get to this point...

Ø At present Amazon has 310,000,000+ Members. (Are you wondering how many “+” is? So am I.)

Ø Recently the fee was increased by another “only” $20.

Ø 310,000,000 members X $20 = $6,200,000,000+...that’s $6.2 Billion with a B. (Don’t forget the “+” ... However many that is?)

Should Amazon worry about me since I’ve decided to say, “Whoa! Enough is enough. I ain’t gonna give you my $20”. (Actually a total of $139 for the year!)

I don’t think they will since, because of my boycott, Amazon will still pocket $6,199,999,980+ from this latest “only” $20 Increase. A little voice somewhere inside of me just said, “Don't fret for Amazon, Fella, they will get along just fine without you”.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Friday, May 06, 2022

Hey, Florida People, You Need To Accept The Fact That You Can’t Have Everything!

 

You don’t pay State Income Taxes. If you want the State to send out a Bureaucrat who is trained to Wrestle Alligators for you, you gotta pay State Income Taxes!

Click here: You may have to click twice...

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Thursday, May 05, 2022

I’m Glad Cartoon Characters Are Not Chickens

I’m not sure how the Chicken Finger Food Industry turns Chicken’s Fingers into such tasty treats but I sure am glad they do do that because I think Chicken Fingers are great!

Get ready, My Dear Readers, the above Subject of this Blog Posting is about to make perfect sense...Or is it?

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Because so many of us like to eat Chicken Fingers, if Cartoon Characters were Chicken, we would be facing another shortage in our present Supply Chain Shortage Crisis Dilemma Awful Situation because Cartoon Characters only have 3 Fingers!

We Need Congressional Action!

If there were a National Cartoon Finger Shortage our 9% Approval Rated Congress could step in and pass a law that requires all Cartoon Characters to have 4, 5, or maybe even 6 fingers.

Did I hear you say that Congress does not have that kind of power? Allow me to say this about what you say, Where Have You Been? We have seen Congress pass many laws that they do not have the power to pass.

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At least you did not say that Congress should not do such a thing because it would be Foolish. Foolishness Avoidance is not common in the hallowed halls of our 9% Approval Rated Congress.

I am here to commit to you that I am ready to vote for a candidate seeking re-election that had the campaign slogan which said, “I am the most foolish member presently in Congress”.

Does this surprise you? Allow me to explain. I would take comfort as I pulled the lever inside the voting booth by saying to myself, “Well, at least he is being honest about what he has to offer”.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Tuesday, May 03, 2022

The Times They Are a-Changin’ Again

Actually the word “again” is not needed in the above subject because the times never stops a-changin. Bob Dylan probably should have sang, 

The Times Are Always a-Changin’

Allow me to give you some examples...

First Example: There was a time when everyone knew what a Buggy Whip was because Buggy Whips were everywhere. Everyone had Buggies and everyone had Horses hooked up to their Buggies and everyone had to have Buggy Whips to make the horses pull the Buggies. (I sure hope the PETA people don’t read this Blog Posting)

Ø Hazel, where are the Buggy Whips?

Ø Horace, you are show ‘enf starting to lose it.

Ø Don’t you remember we keep all the Buggy Whips in the Buggy Whip Box right outside the barn door?

Second Example:

Grandpa, you just said that when you were young and you wanted to mail a letter you used to lick the back of your 2-cent postage stamp with your tongue to wet the postage stamp glue and then you would stick the stamp on your letter.

I’m beginning to worry about you, Grandpa, because that just cannot be true. If you did that, even one time, you surely would have caught COVID-19 and died before you got to be as old as you are.

Third Example:

How to get from Point A to Point B in the Old Days...

Grandpa explains to Grand Whippersnapper (Grandchild)...

Ø Grandpa went to the Service Station to fill up the Packard.

Ø He tries not to obsess because the price per gallon is up 5 cents to 17 cents a gallon because he knows he has no other option but to pay what those crooks are charging.

Ø He makes a mental note that while he is out and about to stop in at the Five and Dime Store and buy some fine letter writing paper so you can write his congressman about the high price of gas (he knows he is wasting his time because he wrote his Congressman when gas went up to 12 cents a gallon and he paid him no never mind).

Ø While the smiling Service Station Attendant is pumping his gas, wiping his windshield, checking his oil and his tire pressure, he goes inside the service station and gets a supply of Free Maps for the trip to Point B.

Ø He resists the guilt feeling of his being wasteful because he knows he already has these same maps from his last trip to Point B but they got all crinkled up when Hazel sat on them.

Ø When he gets home he lays out the maps on the kitchen table and writes down every turn and the mileage he will drive before he gets to every turn on some loose leaf paper.

Ø The day of the trip he sets himself up in the driver’s seat and gives the maps and loose leaf turn sheets to Hazel with these exact instructions...
”Hazel, you are the Trip Navigator. I need you to keep me informed of the next upcoming turn. Don’t give me more than just the next upcoming turn like you kept doing last time went to Point B. That caused me to make a wrong turn. Remember not to sit on the maps.”

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How to get from Point A to Point B in the New Days...

Grand Whippersnapper (Grandchild) explains to Grandpa...

Ø Plug the address of Point B into the car’s GPS.

Ø Click Go and Go.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Did I just hear a couple of my Dear Readers say, “Wasn’t it a waste of time to Whip A Buggy?”