The reporters covering the “Peaceful” Protests in Portland are struggling to continue covering this ongoing story because their Word Processors have run out of the words, “protest(s) turn(s) violent”. Here are some actual headlines...
Ø Portland Protest Turns Violent, Federal Police Clear Plaza
Ø Portland Protests Turn Violent, Riot Declared
Ø Portland Protest Turns Violent, Brutal
Assault Caught On Video
Certain phrases are also short supply in these dire times like:
Ø mostly peaceful protesters
Ø peaceful protesters burn down public building
Ø mostly peaceful protesters non-violently burn down most of courthouse
This is serious! If you have any of these badly needed words/phrases you can spare, please send them to:
Reporters Covering Peaceful Protesters R Us
Po Box 666
Portland, OR 97201
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
