I see where one of the candidates for President of the Good
Ole USofA said that the word “woman” is not in the Constitution. After having
said that he seemed pretty pleased with himself. Maybe he looked so smug
because he had just demonstrated that his staff knows how to use the Find and Replace Feature in Microsoft
Word.
I decided to use Find and Replace to look up the word “Man”
and here is what I found… The word “Man”
is not in the Constitution either.
To be perfectly honest the 3 letters that are used to make
up the word “Man” are in there…
Ø They
are used in the word “manner” 11 times.
Ø They
are used in the word “commander” 1 time.
Ø They
are used in the word “demand” 1 time.
Ø They
are used in the word “Gilman” 1 time.
Ø They
are used in the word “Sherman” 1 time.
Ø They
are used in the word “manufacture” 1 time.
Ø They
are used in the word “emancipation” 1 time.
I wonder if this waste-of-time research makes me look as
smug as the candidate looked smug when he revealed the results of his staff’s
Find and Replace Research.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Dear
Mr. Candidate, don’t feel badly. The words “silly”, “foolish” and “smug” are
not in the Constitution either.
