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There are times when I get the feeling that I don’t understand anything.
I have repeatedly seen a TV Commercial that shows a hairy man using the advertised little shaving product removing hair from his arms and his chest. He is smiling. He seems happy to be de-hairing himself on camera. There is no evidence that anyone is holding a gun to his head.
What’s wrong with my fellow American Males? We should be proud of our hair. We he-men once knew that Hairs R Us.
God in heaven probably has been confused by a lot of the things done by mankind over the eons but this one must have him as perplexed as any of his creation’s other bumbling. If he has a drawing board, he has probably gone back to it.
However, there is an opportunity here for entrepreneurs to make money. If men are shaving off hair, why not sell the idea that women ought to put on hair?
Can’t you just hear the “Only On TV” ads touting women buying clumps of paste-on hair? …
“But wait! Buy now and we will send you two, yes two, of our finest discarded hair Paste-On Clumps. This hair was caught as it fell from a hair discarding male before it hit the ground by the Hollywood Celebrity of Your Choice. Don’t wait. Quantities are limited because some of these girlie men appear to be having second thoughts about what the heck they are doing. Get your Girlie Clumps now before the Girlie Men come to their senses.”
John Wayne is dead. 
Would I kid u?
NOTE: Don’t blame me… BlogSpot (Google) is responsible for those ads at the bottom of my Foolishness.
