The old Gray Mare she ain’t what she used to be and this Blog
Posting will make the point that the Food We Eat ain’t what it used to be.
I just sat down to eat my breakfast and found a Grocery
Store Flier on the table. I started Noticing. Have I ever told you I was a
Noticer? I sure have and this bit of Foolishness will prove that I am that!
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Here is a listing of the foods in this 4 Page Flier that ain’t
what they used to be…
Ø Meatless
Breakfast Patties and Links
Ø Chocolate
or Glazed Gluten Free Donuts
Ø Cinnamon
Raisin or Seeds & Grain Gluten Free Breads
Ø Plant-Based
Egg Substitute
Ø Non-Dairy
Yogurt
Ø Macadamia
Nut Milk
Ø Plant-Based
Protein Chipotle Bowl
Ø Plant-Based
Protein Taco Filling
Ø Plant-Based
Protein Pad Thai with Konjac Noodles
Ø Mushroom
Risotto Burgers
Ø Lentil
Burgers
Ø Protein
Water with Energy
Ø Beefless
Crumbles
Ø Chickenless
Strips
Ø Chickenless
Nuggets
Ø Buffalo
Chickenless Patties
Ø BBQ
Chickenless Patties
Ø Bada
Bean Bada Boom Snacks
Ø Meatless
Ground Plant Protein
Ø Cauliflower
Tortilla Chips
Ø Grain
Free Cookie Bites.
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The only thing I fully understand is Gluten Free because I know that means there is No Charge for the
Gluten.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe:
Back to the Old Gray Mare…
Those old songs sure had great lyrics…Or did they?
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.
What’s a Whiffletree? Yea, I Duck Duck Goed it and it’s not
a Tree and you probably don’t care what it is, so I won’t tell you.
