Some Things Ain’t What They Used To Be

The old Gray Mare she ain’t what she used to be and this Blog Posting will make the point that the Food We Eat ain’t what it used to be.

I just sat down to eat my breakfast and found a Grocery Store Flier on the table. I started Noticing. Have I ever told you I was a Noticer? I sure have and this bit of Foolishness will prove that I am that!

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Here is a listing of the foods in this 4 Page Flier that ain’t what they used to be…

Ø Meatless Breakfast Patties and Links

Ø Chocolate or Glazed Gluten Free Donuts

Ø Cinnamon Raisin or Seeds & Grain Gluten Free Breads

Ø Plant-Based Egg Substitute

Ø Non-Dairy Yogurt

Ø Macadamia Nut Milk

Ø Plant-Based Protein Chipotle Bowl

Ø Plant-Based Protein Taco Filling

Ø Plant-Based Protein Pad Thai with Konjac Noodles

Ø Mushroom Risotto Burgers

Ø Lentil Burgers

Ø Protein Water with Energy

Ø Beefless Crumbles

Ø Chickenless Strips

Ø Chickenless Nuggets

Ø Buffalo Chickenless Patties

Ø BBQ Chickenless Patties

Ø Bada Bean Bada Boom Snacks

Ø Meatless Ground Plant Protein

Ø Cauliflower Tortilla Chips

Ø Grain Free Cookie Bites.

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The only thing I fully understand is Gluten Free because I know that means there is No Charge for the Gluten.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe:

Back to the Old Gray Mare…

Those old songs sure had great lyrics…Or did they?

The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be,
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She ain't what she used to be
Many long years ago.

The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree,
Kicked on the whiffletree
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

Many long years ago,
Many long years ago,
The old gray mare,
She kicked on the whiffletree
Many long years ago.

What’s a Whiffletree? Yea, I Duck Duck Goed it and it’s not a Tree and you probably don’t care what it is, so I won’t tell you.