Tuesday, July 23, 2013

A Perfectly Appropriate Name For The Prince

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The above picture is entitled, “You Named Me What?”

(Yes, my son, your name is, “What?”)

We are all well aware of the fact that some of us (or should I say some of them?) have been choosing Unusual (to say the least) Baby Names.

Celebrities seem to have a particular need to do this to their newly born offspring...

  • Kayne West & Kim Kardashian recently named their child “North”. We all should have seen it coming... “North West”.
  • Others to admire... Yoda, Hailo, Lizbeth, Poppy, Memphis, Breccan, Snow, Beautyful, Goodness, Ikea, Money, Pryce, Carrion (Nicknamed Roadkill), Emporer, Handsome, Harshit & Harshita, Maximum, Messer, Rage, Vader, Suri (Tom Cruise) You get it?…Suri Cruise Smile, Jermajesty, Rainbow, Audio Science, Kyd, Moon Unit, Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefighter, Rocket & Finally Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson (this one gets the prestigious Mouthful Award).

This name I am hereby proposing is perfectly appropriate for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s baby boy born yesterday. Yes they are Celebrities but they are Royal Celebrities and that makes them smarter than the average Hollywood Celebrity, does it not?

The more I think about my name for Baby Cambridge the more confident I am that this is the name that they will choose...

Union Jack

See, I told you it was perfect!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Boy! When I finished with this one my Spell Checker was Smoking.