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Maybe I could have called this posting … What’s Wrong With Us Part 2? Actually, the way the world around us is coming apart there will very likely be Parts 3 & 4 & 5 & ?.
Is anyone out there reading Ernest Hemingway or Plato or any kind of History Book?
I am agitated this time about Twitter or Tweeting and/or those who proudly proclaim, “I am a twit and proud of it”.
What really caught my attention was the sheer volume of people (called “followers”) who spend their time reading about what celebrities pump out via their Twitter Sites.
I have found a web site that quantifies how many Followers are out there reading their celebrities’ last Tweet and/or anxiously waiting for the next Tweet. What this all means is I wasted my time finding out about all the people who are wasting their time.
Here are the Top Two Twitter Sites and how many Followers each has:
- Lady Gaga has 13,178,568.
- Justin Bieber has 12,347,684.
(Conservative Voters Take Note: As of August 1, 2011 Michele Bachmann and Mitt Romney have yet to go over 100,000.)
Can these Followers really believe that their Celebrities are sitting at their computers or stabbing at their smart phones to send to them their inner most thoughts, feelings and concerns?
To my way of thinking, the Celebs don’t even hire humans to tweet to their adoring public for them. They probably have computer programs that generate a myriad of feel good nonsense.
Things like the following are making Twit’s Hearts all over the Good Ole USofA skip a beat…
- I just had a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. Boy was that good!
- Today I went to the beach in my new bikini. OMG! I really caused a ruckus!
- I went shopping today on Rodeo Drive. I bought a $7,000 necklace. I can’t wait to go out tonight and knock ‘em dead at Chez Louie Restaurant!
- I just had a Jelly and Peanut Butter Sandwich. Boy was that good!
Shaquille O’Neal has 4,274,939 Followers. When he decided to retire he did it through his Twitter Account. He actually told his fans that he wanted them to be “first to know” of his decision.
First to Know?
I wonder if each of the 4,274,939 felt that Shaquille thought they were so special that he had sent them a personal Tweet straight from his big heart and that he personally pecked out his Tweet with his own big fingers.
Can’t you just hear each of the Twits saying to himself, “He did not tell anyone but me”.
Would I kid u?
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