Monday, March 23, 2020

I Have The Fix!


I have been watching a Bunch of Briefings, a Gaggle of Speeches, a Plethora of Poking of Holes in the Air with Collective Fingers (I bet all of you can you guess where that was happening) and all of a sudden The Fix for a major source of this country’s problems hit me like a Flock of Bricks.

One of the doctors I heard speaking pointed out that Children Are Not Susceptible to the Coronavirus

That’s It! Don’t You See It? You say you don’t see it. Allow me to get out my Bullet Points and explain it to you…
Ø There are 535 Members in our Congress.
Ø Yes they are the Poking Holes in the Air People referred to above (I’m sure you already knew that).
Ø They have been cooperating with each other all weekend and we found out today that they have failed to pass the Coronavirus Relief Salvation Make It All Go Away Bill.

They failed when they were cooperating with each other. No wonder they get so little accomplished because we all know they have not cooperated with each other for many years. Now we find out that while cooperating they get as much done as when they are not cooperating.

Let’s back to The Fix
Ø We need to replace the current 535 Members of Congress with 535 children aged 7 to 12 years old.
Ø Since they are 7 to 12 years of age they will not be getting the Coronavirus and having to self-quarantine themselves.
Ø This past weekend has proven that the 7 to 12 year old population in the Good Ole USofA is probably smarter than our current Congress.

OK, again many of you think I have gone off the deep end with this Silly Proposal. I have one arrow left in my quiver that will make you see the logic and viability of The Fix
Because of their young ages none of these Members of our New Congress will be Lawyers!

I knew you would come around to seeing my Foolish Logic. 😃

Would I kid u?
Smartfella