Tuesday, March 19, 2013

What’s That You Say?

We have been told that the Sanctions against Iran are Extremely Hard Hitting and are the most Stringent ever imposed on any country in history.

A very High Level Official in Iran was asked by an intrepid member of our Tenacious Foreign Correspondent Corps the following question: “How is your country coping with the Hard Hitting and Stringent sanctions that have been imposed on it by the International Community?”

The High Level Iranian Official got a confused look on his face and replied: “What Sanctions? I don’t know of any Sanctions.”

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Back on the home front a High Level Administration Official was asked the following question by a Hard Driving Member of our Crack News Media: “Does it not concern you that the Good Ole USofA has a Budget Deficit that is growing by 3 Billion Dollars a day?”

The High Level Administration Official got a confused look on his face and replied: “What Deficit? I don’t know of any Deficit.”

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You are kidding yourself if you think I am kidding u.

Smartfella

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