At the bottom of this email is the link to One of My Very Best Blog Postings (Actually I think every one of my Blog Postings is One of My Very Best Blog Postings).
The real reason I put this link into this Blog Posting (Which happens to be One of My Very Best Blog Postings) is to show you the picture that was in this posting. I am a realist. I know that 83.2% of you will not bother to read the posting that the link takes you to and, therefore, 83.2% of my Dear Readers will not see the picture I am trying to get all of them to see.
Here is that picture that 83.2% of you will not see…
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Now I can get started with today’s Foolishness about today’s Silly Trends…
I am seeing more and more Dog Lovers walking (actually rolling) their cute little doggies along the trails in my park while the doggies’ sits in Baby Strollers looking Regal and Confused. Here’s why they look Regal and Confused…
Ø They look Regal because they see themselves as far superior to the Pushing Minion that is pushing them in their Regal Stroller.
They look Confused because they are thinking to their collective selves…
Ø I thought we started doing this Walk in the Park Thing so I could get some exercise while my Pushing Minion got some exercise right along with me.
Ø Now my Pushing Minion bought this Stroller (which is meant to roll babies not dogs) and I am getting no exercise at all.
Ø I can feel the Cholesterol Clogging up in my Regal Arteries at this very moment.
Ø I distinctly remember my Pushing Minion promising me that these trips to the park were going to allow me to Pee and Poop with abandon.
Ø Now I can’t get out of this Regal Torture Chamber and I feel like I am going to explode.
Ø If I do explode, that will drive home the Serious Folly of what my Pushing Minion has been engaged in but it will be too late for me.
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I went online and looked up what Baby Strollers Cost. Below are the first 2 listed on Amazon (I searched on “Baby Strollers”)…
· Baby Jogger City Select LUX, Taupe $629.99
Yes, there were cheaper ones but, knowing how the Doggie Owners of the Good Ole USofA don’t do anything cheap when it comes to their doggies, I feel it is safe to say that the 2 most expensive ones are the only ones they are buying. I also feel that those who buy the $399.99 model feel a little bit ashamed of themselves.
These people lay awake at night thinking about what they can do to make their doggies more comfortable. They certainly would not want their doggies humiliated by having other doggies seeing them being rolled around in a Cheaper than $399.99 Doggie Stroller.
I was tempted to say something to one of these Pushing Minions about how they were wasting money but I was afraid they would sic their doggie on me. If I happened to be at the bottom of a hill on the Walking/Jogging/Pushing Trail when I dared to be so foolish, I would be in deep trouble since I only run downhill nowadays and I might get caught up with and bitten by their enraged doggie.
Allow me to step back a moment. I may be overreacting to this fright-filled mind picture. That doggie probably would feel such a release that his Pushing Minion had given permission for him to jump out of his Doggie Prison that, instead of chasing me up the hill, he would head straight for the weeds to Pee and Poop while he had the chance.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: The promised link… https://forii.blogspot.com/2018/10/dog-spelled-backwards-is-god.html
Lagniappe Another: I bet, if Amazon did as I lay out below, they could raise their prices by $200 and still increase their sales volume because Doggie Lovers Care Enough To Buy The Very Best…
· Baby Doggie Jogger City Select LUX, Taupe $629.99 $829.99
· Baby Doggie Jogger City Mini GT2 Single Stroller, Jet $399.99 $599.99
Lagniappe Second Another: I have no comment because I am speechless...
