Fella is of the opinion that the Complete Opposite of any subject can be found on the Internet. I could spend the next week researching 40 or 50 different subjects and thereby prove to each and every one of you that I know of which I speak but I won’t do that because I don’t want to do that.
Instead, I researched one single subject and then
extrapolated that into a shaky proof positive of the 40 or 50 different subjects that
I did not research.
Did you just say to yourself, “That ain’t right!”
Well, I am going to counter that perfectly logical position
with a perfectly indefensible counter-position.
I got my inspiration for this bit of Foolishness from a Blog
Posting I did years ago about Domestic Cats. In that case the “facts” “proved”
that Domestic Cats kill Over 2 Billion Creatures (bugs, squirrels, rats, mice,
birds, chipmunks & etcetera’s) a year.
How did they come up with this Over 2 Billion Creatures
Number? It was easy. They had a Bureaucrat With A Pencil and A Clipboard follow
One Domestic Cat around for One Day ticking off the cat’s kills. Then, at the
end of that cat’s night out, they multiplied its total kills by the number of
domestic cats (a wild-ass guess) times the number of days in a year (probably
used a leap year) and came up Over 2 Billion Kills.
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Ok, here is my One Single Flaky Extrapolation...
Is Bacon Healthy?
Some Say, Hell No!
This Was Found On The Internet...
Based on the search results, here is a summary of the
information:
Bacon Has Bad Stuff In It!
Bacon is a processed meat that has been linked to an
increased risk of colon and stomach cancer due to the presence of chemical
preservatives and nitrates. The World Health Organization has classified bacon
as a Group 1 Carcinogen, meaning it is known to cause cancer.
Bacon is high in saturated fat and sodium, which can
contribute to adverse health issues such as high blood pressure,
atherosclerosis, high cholesterol, and heart disease.
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Some Say, Hell Yes!
This Was Found On The Internet...
Based on the search results, here is a summary of the
information:
Bacon Contains Brain-Friendly Fatty Acid
Bacon contains choline, a nutrient essential for maintaining
healthy brain function and memory. Choline is converted into acetylcholine in
the brain, a neurotransmitter that plays a crucial role in memory formation,
attention, and cognitive processing.
Other Potential Benefits
Additionally, bacon’s B vitamins, amino acids, and other
nutrients may contribute to improved energy levels and mood regulation.
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There it is! How can anyone argue with either side’s set of
“facts”?
What’s that you said? Are you arguing? I can’t believe you
are arguing!
OK, I’ll stop you in mid-argue...
You know each competing side of this argument is true
because I found it on the Internet and you know the Internet is always true
even when it is contradicted by the Internet.
Would I kid u?
