Have you been saying to your collective selves, I think I would like to waste the rest of my life on Meaningless Drivel?
If so, I am here to provide you with the perfect vehicle to drive yourself over the cliff down into the Drivel Wasteland.
It should not surprise any of you that the Internet is going to be a key part of your Intellectual Demise.
You have probably already slipped a few times on this Slippery Slope. It happens all the time. You go darn near anywhere on the Internet and you look left or right or up or down and there are a plethora of small article headlines tempting you to waste time looking at a Nonsensical List about Useless Information. How many times have you clicked on one of these and found that, before you realize it, you have wasted more time than you intended to and you are not one bit better off for the lost time spent.
The lists are not simply numbered listings. They are smarter that (and smarter than you are). You have to keep clicking to see the next entry on the list and, of course, you are exposed to more ads every time you click a new click.
Here is a List of Lists that I compiled for you. Please don’t waste time analyzing the List. Just skim it and promise yourself that you are not going to waste any more time on this kind of Foolishness once you have wasted your time reading this Blog Posting…
I almost feel guilty for having written this Blog Posting. I have wasted my time warning you about the dangers of wasting your time. Is that a good thing?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
If so, I am here to provide you with the perfect vehicle to drive yourself over the cliff down into the Drivel Wasteland.
It should not surprise any of you that the Internet is going to be a key part of your Intellectual Demise.
You have probably already slipped a few times on this Slippery Slope. It happens all the time. You go darn near anywhere on the Internet and you look left or right or up or down and there are a plethora of small article headlines tempting you to waste time looking at a Nonsensical List about Useless Information. How many times have you clicked on one of these and found that, before you realize it, you have wasted more time than you intended to and you are not one bit better off for the lost time spent.
The lists are not simply numbered listings. They are smarter that (and smarter than you are). You have to keep clicking to see the next entry on the list and, of course, you are exposed to more ads every time you click a new click.
Here is a List of Lists that I compiled for you. Please don’t waste time analyzing the List. Just skim it and promise yourself that you are not going to waste any more time on this kind of Foolishness once you have wasted your time reading this Blog Posting…
- The Grossest Food From Every Single US State
- 14 Things You Might Not Know About William Shakespeare
- 15 Fascinating Facts About Bob Fosse
- 7 of the World’s Most Fascinating and Beautiful Catacombs
- 11 Untranslatable Words for Happiness From Around the World
- These Are the World’s 25 Safest Cities
- 15 Things You Can Do to Help Keep Oceans Clean
- 7 Astounding Online Courses You Can Sign Up for in September 2019
- Most Disgusting Fast Food Menu Items
- 11 Common Misconceptions About Beer
- 28 Scottish Slang Words You Should Know
- 10 Wily Facts About Coyotes
- 15 of the World's Most Popular Beaches as Seen From Above
- 11 Things Lost, Then Rediscovered, At Museums
- The Strange Origins of 17 Popular Songs
- 50 Mouthwatering Facts About Pizza
- 8 Things Mark Twain Didn't Really Say
- 8 Surprising Facts About Patrick Swayze
- 9 Lost Words We Should Bring Back
- 10 Excellent Facts About Keanu Reeves On His 55th Birthday
- 10 Facts About The Gap for Its 50th Anniversary
- 11 Movies That Made Less Than $400 at the U.S. Box Office
- Movie Sequels We Had No Idea Were Actually Being ade
- 7 Everyday Phrases That Have Been Rephrased
- 12 Facts About Rear Window On Its 65th Anniversary
- The Best Offbeat Museums to Visit in All 50 States
- 14 Latin Words and Phrases for the Modern World
- Movies That Are Considered To Be Almost Flawless
- All Grown Up: 9 Child Stars Who've Had Dramatic Transformations
I almost feel guilty for having written this Blog Posting. I have wasted my time warning you about the dangers of wasting your time. Is that a good thing?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
