Friday, April 16, 2010

The Crescendo Has Started Crescendoing

Wanna make a lot of money? Take your entire life savings and invest in Tattoo Removal Parlors.

We are a country (world?) of lemmings. The Tattoo Craze started because some famous person (who may be completely unknown by now) got himself Tattooed. The lemmings among us saw the tattoo, and since we are into Celebrity Worship, they ran out and started getting themselves tattooed too. Once it had started ... It had started. The rest is history.
For several years now we have been trudging through the Age of Tattoos...
  • Basketball players that make your eyes hurt just to look at them.
  • Already unattractive human bodies out shopping with their unattractive legs sporting unattractive tattoos.
  • People who are constantly sweating and under great stress because they have met the love of their lives but are living in horror that the current love of their life will find out that their passing fancy’s name is tattooed somewhere on their sweaty/stressed out bodies.
  • Tattoo victims who are walking around wearing clothing designed to show off every single one of their tattoos while being completely oblivious as to what a sagging and faded mess their bodies will be 40 years from now.
The purpose of this Foolishness...Or Is It? is to give the lemmings out there hope that their long nightmare is coming to an end. Since they are followers, they can take comfort in knowing that a Famous Celebrity is reported in today’s newspapers as having decided to start removing his tattoos using very expensive laser treatments.
Here’s where the Tattoo Removal Parlor Investment Plan recommended above comes into play. Now that the Celeb World has given the OK to remove tattoos, there is going to be a stampede of lemmings clamoring to find out where they can get their bodies untattooed.
This is an idea that may turn around our Dire Economic Situation all by itself.
Would I kid u?