My son is closing on a new Town House in a few days.
He Sent Our Family His Closing Procedure
"Our closing is still on. We are going to do a ‘drive
through closing’. We get the sanitized documents in a bag, we are to bring
gloves if we have them, and our own pens. They’ll pass the documents into our
car, we sign and pass them back out the window."
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My daughter lives in Dallas and she volunteers at the local
Food Bank.
She Replied To My Son’s Message with This
"At the Food Bank they pass the ‘qualifying’ paperwork
into the car. The family closes the window and completes the paperwork
and holds it up against the window so the Food Bank can take a photo!"
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At my Keep-My-Heart-From-Attacking-Me Park this has
happened.
They Closed the Dog Parks
The gate is secured with a large padlock.
My question is, if the Dog and his Guardian (Formerly Known As:
Owner) climb over the fence, who pays the $1,000 Fine and/or Spends the 60 Days
in Jail, the Dog or the Guardian?
If it is the Guardian, can he get a reduced sentence if he
can prove that the dog threatened to bite him?
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Another at my Keep-My-Heart-From-Attacking-Me Park happening.
They Have Police
Taped Off (aks: Closed) the Children’s Playground)
I’m not questioning the necessity for this closing but I do
think it is a Sad Picture. L
I have been told that there is a Police Sniper hidden in the
trees to enforce the closure if some Little Unlawful Interloper Lopes Under the
Tape.
Personally, I do not believe the above. I think it is much more
likely that there is a Bureaucrat in those trees and, if and some Little Unlawful
Interloper Lopes Under the Tape, the Bureaucrat will spring from the trees and
force the little fellow to make a hasty retreat by striking him with his
Government Issued Clip Board.
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I must apologize for this Blog Posting. I have been under Coronavirus House Arrest for more than a week and I
am getting Silly.
Would I kid
u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe:
Speaking of Coronavirus House Arrest, we received this from one of our tennis
players, “Unfortunately, I will not
be able to play tomorrow. I am under house arrest until my wife stops
watching the news.”
