Monday, June 15, 2020

Lessons Learned By a Mob of Looters

If you think that the Looters of a Shoe Store learned, “Now that I have all these shoes I have everything I need to be happy in life”, you are delooting yourself.

I must be smarter than you are because I see what they actually learned.

I understand The Rule of Loot which is, “Now that I have all these shoes, I need a Big Flat Screen TV to Match. Tonight I’m going to help myself to that Big Flat Screen TV at the Best Buy across the street from that Shoe Store. I know from experience that there are no policemen in that part of town”.

You think I am kidding u?

Smartfella