Sunday, January 26, 2025

My Blog Is Often Silly But Never Has It Been This Silly...Or has it been?

Oscar Is Not Responsible For This

No matter what your political persuasion I’m sure you will see the Common Sense (Remember Common Sense?) and Logic (Remember Logic?)...Or am I sure?

Brace yourself, Here is a Silly “News” Article Headline...

”Ivanka Trump’s Oscar De La Renta Inauguration Look Sparks Calls For Boycott”

If you just said to yourself, “That’s Silly”, I am proud to see that you are a reader of my Foolishness.

If you just said to yourself, “I agree. I’m not going to buy one of Oscar’s dresses either", you disappoint me.

What does one thing have to do with the other? Oscar does not go into his garage and sew together political positions. He stitches pieces of cloth into dresses for people to wear. If a person who you agree with buys an Oscar Dress, do you say, “That’s a beautiful dress” but if that same dress is bought by a person you do not agree with, do you say, “That’s an ugly rag”. If That happens, something is wrong here and there isn't a problem with Oscar’s Sewing Machine.

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I feel I have not made my point clear enough yet, let me try again. Here is more from the Silly “News” Article...

Fashion fans are planning to boycott Oscar de la Renta after the designers dressed Ivanka Trump for an inaugural dinner before her father’s swearing-in ceremony on Monday (January 20).

On Instagram, the brand boasted about dressing Donald Trump’s daughter in “a custom off-shoulder crystal and pearl floral-embroidered empire waist gown with silver stole,” prompting many followers to express their sudden distaste.

Next to the carousel of photos featuring Ivanka, 43, commenters declared they were “done” with Oscar de la Renta.”

Let me give it a go and try to make up some Foolishness...

Peter Fernerk is a basketball player who has scored exactly 50 points in every game he has played in for his entire 10-year career. My favorite team has lost all 27 games they have played this season by exactly 2 points. I just heard my favorite team’s General Manager is about to finalize a trade for Peter Fernerk. I go into a fit of outrage at this news. I announce that I am against this championship guaranteeing trade! I open my mouth and prove that I am a Silly Person. My mouth says, “I saw on ESPN that this Fernerk Guy drives a Line Green Chevrolet pickup truck. The only thing a hate more than Chevrolet Pickup Trucks is anything colored Lime Green!

What does one thing have to do with the other?

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Because of my violent opposition to this trade, the trade was called off. That very night my favorite team loses by exactly 2 points and the real Silly Point is I am surprised that my favorite team lost by exactly 2 points.

Often we forget where the word “Fan” comes from. It is from the word “Fanatic”. Fanatics hang around with the likes of Out Of Control, Wild And Crazy and, you guessed it, Silly People.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella