Did I just hear you say, “What the heck is Fella talking about now?” Hang on. Trust me. It will all make sense shortly...Or will it?
When I was young there were many girls in St. Anthony of Padua Grammar school with names like: Judy, Mary and Linda.
That was Then but we live in the Now. I bet, if I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and went back to St. Anthony and slid around my old school for a day, I would not find any Judy’s, Mary’s or Linda’s there.
I’m not really saying they are dead. It’s just that they never happened. The girl’s are still there but they were never named these names to begin with.
If you want to know what the Cool People are doing, where would you go looking? You say you don’t know. Of course, you know. Think about it for a moment...
If you want to know about Cool, of course, you seek out Celebrities. They are all cool. Even those of them who are not Cool are way Cooler than we are Cool.
I Googled “Celebrities with the most unique/uncommon names” and I found what they are naming themselves. Remember they do name themselves. If their old fashioned parents made the mistake of naming any of them Judy or Mary or Linda, when they are about to blossom into a Celebrity they change their name to something Cool like these actual Celebrity Names below...
Neve, Daveigh, Rumer, Sela, Cote, Leighton, Evanna, Jodelle, Saoirse, Odette, Paget, Alona, Thea, Zooey, Avril, Emmy, Holland, Troian
Aren’t you glad you are mot a Celeb? If I were a Celeb and someone asked me what my name was, I would say, "I'll tell you if you promise not to tell anyone".
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Now you know how UnCool I am because not one of the Cool Names above is “Fella”.
