Thursday, May 19, 2022

Are They All Dead Or Are They Just Never Was?

Did I just hear you say, “What the heck is Fella talking about now?” Hang on. Trust me. It will all make sense shortly...Or will it?

When I was young there were many girls in St. Anthony of Padua Grammar school with names like: Judy, Mary and Linda.

That was Then but we live in the Now. I bet, if I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and went back to St. Anthony and slid around my old school for a day, I would not find any Judy’s, Mary’s or Linda’s there.

I’m not really saying they are dead. It’s just that they never happened. The girl’s are still there but they were never named these names to begin with.

If you want to know what the Cool People are doing, where would you go looking? You say you don’t know. Of course, you know. Think about it for a moment...

  
Are you done thinking? Did you draw a blank? You disappoint me...again.

If you want to know about Cool, of course, you seek out Celebrities. They are all cool. Even those of them who are not Cool are way Cooler than we are Cool.

I Googled Celebrities with the most unique/uncommon names and I found what they are naming themselves. Remember they do name themselves. If their old fashioned parents made the mistake of naming any of them Judy or Mary or Linda, when they are about to blossom into a Celebrity they change their name to something Cool like these actual Celebrity Names below...

Neve, Daveigh, Rumer, Sela, Cote, Leighton, Evanna, Jodelle, Saoirse, Odette, Paget, Alona, Thea, Zooey, Avril, Emmy, Holland, Troian

Aren’t you glad you are mot a Celeb? If I were a Celeb and someone asked me what my name was, I would say, "I'll tell you if you promise not to tell anyone".

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Now you know how UnCool I am because not one of the Cool Names above is “Fella”.

 

4 comments:

Ludwig said...

"Fella" might not be a popular celeb name for a girl, but "Fellina" just might catch on.

Deep Thinker said...

Well I feel left out. What happened to Alex, Bob , Ron, Mike, Bill, Joe, Jim and the guys names are not at your elementary school or mine. Where have all the 4 letter names GONE --- that you can pronounce?
From the deep thinker that I'm am. ---- Just adding the CHERRY on top.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of names....... Last week we attended the middle school band concert to watch my great grandson preform in the percussion section. It was a large band and they gave a very good performance which we enjoyed, but I could not help but smile when looking at the names of all the students on the program. There were many names that were unfamiliar to me such as: Amiracle Moses, Ry'ahna Patterson, Linh Tran, Ann Pham, Liam Kouame, Jazmine Venegas, Yosef Mohammed, Chiemezi Chijindu, Diego Arana, Jai'yana Muhammad, etc., etc........... and then there were a couple of good fashioned names that stuck out like two white carnations on a black tuxedo..... :)

Anonymous said...

If Fella becomes Fellina --- What happens to you at your young age? Can your body stand the CHANGE?
Keep up the GOOD works!!!!๐Ÿ˜