For years, as I have exercised in various parks around where I live, I have seen my fellow exercising people being pulled around the exercising trails by Little White Dogs on long leashes.
I have often thought to myself that their bodies would receive more benefit if the dog was not doing all the work of pulling them along and they were using their own muscle power to move along.
You may think my thinking is silly thinking but I always tell you what I think and let you decide whether I am silly or not. It’s sort of like Fox News...I Think. You Decide.
Over time the Being-Pulled Exercisers and their Pulling Dogs have changed...
Ø I have seen more and more exercisers being pulled by 2 Separate and Distinct Little White Dogs.
Ø Then, instead of 2 Separate Little White Dogs, they were being pulled by 2 Dogs of Different Sizes (1 little and 1 very much larger).
Ø Lastly the little dog was replaced by another Very Much Larger Dog.
This last bullet above resulted in a Walking Catastrophe for one of my fellow exercisers and it was horrible to behold...
Ø I rounded a curve to the scene of a fellow walker being pulled in 2 Opposite Directions by her 2 Very Large Dogs.
Ø As I watched she let out a blood curdling scream as both dogs broke their leash collars at the same moment and headed in hot pursuit of the squirrel of their choice.
Ø I rushed up to her and, as I knelt beside her, it became obvious that both of her shoulders had been dislocated.
Ø She said to me through her pain, “Which way did they go?”
Ø I replied, “North by Northwest and South by Southeast!”
I called 911 and, as she was loaded into the ambulance, the last thing I said to her was, “I feel your pain (which was a lie). Staying Healthy is Enough to Kill You.”
The King of Costco...
If you can’t see what’s in the Baby Stroller, enlarge the picture. Even if you can’t see, I bet you can guess...The King Is In The Building!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
