Feeling her pain the husband rushes up to her & grabs her hand as he frantically asks her what could be the problem because he has been told by the doctor that both mother & baby came out of the delivery room perfectly healthy.
Her reply is atypical of our crazy world as she replies, “Our baby is deformed! He does not have a single tattoo!”
OK, I admit I made this whole silly story up...Or did I?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
