Do you not understand Tattoos? Do you wish they would go away? Do you hate Tattoos? Do you think people who get Tattoos are nuts?
The Smartfella is here to tell you to start worrying about something else. This battle is lost. Tattoos (including basketball players who are hard to look at) are here to stay and will continue to permeate the very fabric of our society for the foreseeable future.
See the picture below...
On my trip to New Orleans I saw my first Tattooed Mannequin!
Does the above picture fill you with despair? Do you think it can’t get any worse?
The Smartfella is also here to tell you that the worst is yet to come. As I peck out this blog posting, there is legislation pending in our 9% Approval Rating Congress full to the brim with Tattoo Related Legislation...
- In order to be eligible to receive a Tax Refund, tax payers must have at least one tattoo.
- Basketball players who have a minimum of 5 tattoos will have 10 Points added to their Points Per Game Scoring Average.
- In order to demonstrate that he is one with the American People, a future Presidential Candidate must have at least 10 tattoos. Seven may be of his own choosing but he must have at least one of George Washington on Horseback, the Gettysburg Address and Angelina Jolie posing at that awards ceremony last year with her leg sticking out of her long dress.
You think I made up the 3 bullet points above up, do you not?... Or do you not?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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