There have been many figures thrown around recently by our News Media estimating how many Americans are trapped and/or stuck in the Gaza Strip. I have heard 400 and I have heard 600. (Isn’t it strange how our News Media always throws around Rounded Figures?) For the sake of getting along with the pecking out of this Blog Posting let’s just go along with the Subject Line above and say it is A Whole Bunch.
Whatever the exact number is is not important to Fella and the Foolishness he is about to create. The important thing is, What The Heck Were They Doing In The Gaza Strip To Begin With?
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I’m not one to propose to waste American Tax Payer’s Money but I think that a Whatever It Takes Tax Increase ought to be imposed on us to do the following...
As each of these Gazan Trapped and/or Stuck Americans sets foot back in the Good Ole USofA, if and when they are released, they ought to be met by a Team Of American Tax Payer Funded Psychiatrists with American Tax Payer Funded Couches and the Gazan Escapees ought to be immediately laid down on these American Tax Payer Funded Couches and asked a series of questions like...
Ø What the hell were you thinking?
Ø Have you not been watching TV for the last 40 or so years?
Ø Don’t you know that Gaza is a Hell Hole?
Ø Don’t you know that Lucifer has been running short on living accommodations for the condemned for the last 10 years he has been sending his overflow to Gaza?
Ø Have you not seen the Rioting in Gaza during the last 10 years?
Ø Don’t
you know that 95% of those riots are caused by the Gaza Condemned demanding
that they be sent to the Real Hell instead of the Gaza Substitute Hell?
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On the other hand, maybe we ought to stop trying to get them back. Our Immigration System has always had quotas and, from what I have been seeing recently on TV and in our 9% Approval Rated Congress, we must already be far over our quota of Dumb People.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
