As much as I try to stay Apolitical, some of you may have figured out my political leanings but I will persist in trying to stay Blog Neutral in this posting.
Actually, I am going to ask each of you to forget your own political leanings and read this Blog Posting as if you do not know which way you lean.
Global Warming
One Side of the Argument:
The Polar Ice Caps ARE NOT Melting & Are Bigger Now Than They Have Ever Been
Other Side of the Argument:
The Polar Ice Caps Are Melting & By Next Thursday You Will Be Sorry You Ever Doubted This Obvious Fact
Whichever side you find yourself on I ought to be able to get you all to agree with this bit of my Foolishness...
I just read in my newspaper that our Secretary of Defense has plans to, “Retool the military to stop glaciers from melting”.
If you think this is a good idea think about it again using the 3 bullets below as your guide...
- The bad guys just made an amphibious attack through San Francisco Bay.
- The President calls up the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and orders him to get the military over there and repel the invasion.
- The Chairman says, “Golly Mr. President, this is awful! Under normal circumstances I would be more than glad to comply with your request but all my Trained & Ready for Battle Worriers are all at the poles manning the Ice Cube Making Machines.”
I guess I’m from the old school. I always thought the military was supposed to go around breaking things.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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