The U.S. Government has just announced that its official posture towards North Korea has changed from Awfully Awful Place to Live to Wonderful Inviting Place to Live.
You don’t think this is important, interesting or believable news? Are you thinking you are going to pass on the rest of this posting? You better think again! Depending on your posture, this may be the most important Foolishness...Or Is It? that you have ever read!
This is especially true if you are one of the many who think that the only danger of falling asleep while sitting up straight is that your head might slump forward and knock your fruit loops out of your hand. If you nod off at the wrong time in the future you may be in imminent danger of losing your life!
Listen to this 30-second news clip to understand why I pecked out this warning...
(If this link will not open: Highlight it, Right-Click it, Copy it, Open a new tab or browser & Paste it into your URL Address Bar. I don’t know why you have to do this either.)
Now you understand why this new desire for the Good Ole USofA to be more like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is quite possibly the most important news of the day!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Why is it that Communist Countries so often use the words “Republic” and “Democratic” in their names?
· North Korea... The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
· China... The People's Republic of China.
· Romania... Romanian People’s Republic.
· Czechoslovakia... The Czechoslovak Socialist Republic.
· East Germany... The German Democratic Republic.
· Et Cetera.
