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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Violence Erupts In Egypt

Of course there is violence in Egypt. Is there an Egypt? Is it new day? Ergo violence is erupting in Egypt.

My TV shows pictures of Egyptians throwing Rocks at everything you can imagine. The prior sentence holds the crux of the problem.

As usual, I don’t just weep and gnash my teeth. I have a fix for the problem…

There are two elements that, as long as they exist, the Egyptian Violence Problem will never go away. One is Ignorant People and the other is Rocks. Take away either one of them and the problem goes away.

However, only one of them is something that can be controlled. Since there is no way to get rid of Ignorance in Egypt, I recommend that Egypt get rid of all their Rocks.

Piece of cake... Problem solved.

I told you I have a way of seeing through to the essential elements of thorny issues.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Somebody Had To Do Something!

What a relief! What I am about to relay to you is a very unsettling situation which has reached epidemic proportions.

I was in my gym the other day when I took note of a lot of commotion in a corner of the floor exercise area. What I saw happening there was a great relief to me because it is something I have been worried about for some time now.

It was an exercise class for women that concentrated exclusively on exercises to strengthen their Neck Muscles. I know you have noticed this unsettling phenomenon yourself...

Every time you stop for a traffic light you are sure to see the women in the cars around you looking down at the bottom of the steering wheel.
They absolutely cannot hold their heads up!
They know they are in trouble because, when it gets near to the time that the light is about to change, they valiantly try to pick their heads up but their neck muscles cannot rise to the task and their heads fall down again.
Many times the cars behind them have to blow their horns to get them moving.
In the most severe cases of Weak Neck Muscle Syndrome (WNMS) you will see their heads fall again while they are actually moving forward.

This is an awful dangerous situation and has caused quite a few accidents throughout the Good Ole USofA.

Don’t get mad at me because I have pointed out this situation and have zeroed in on only women having WNMS. Many of you will get real excited and accuse me of being ignorant of the modern widely accepted contention that men and women are equal in all respects both physical and mental.

I must stand my ground on this one because it has been proven that men have stronger neck muscles because they are always turning them left and right while driving looking for where they can stop and buy beer. That is an excellent neck muscle strengthening exercise which prevents WNMS for rearing its ugly head in the male of the species.