Saturday, December 31, 2022

The Iron Age. The Bronze Age. The Middle Ages. The Dark Ages. The Age of Confusion.

 

These things are not confusing because we know these things are for certain…

Ø Women Wear Dresses and Men Wear Pants. That has changed. Let me try again.

Ø Women Wear Ear Rings and Men Do Not Wear Ear Rings. Oops! That did not work either. Let me try again.

Ø Women Have Long Hair and Men Have Short Hair. Oh darn! That does not hold true any longer. Let me try again.

Ø In Movies Men Are Strong, Powerful and the Heroes and Women Always Needed To Be Rescued. Another oops! Women are now leaping tall buildings in a single bound in the movies and punching out a man or two before they do the leaping. Let me try again.

Ø Women Are Born Female and Men Are Born Male and they stay that way. Double oops! Try and donate blood. The first question they ask is...Are you the same sex today as the day you were born? (Stop and think about this. What if I wasn’t the same sex? Would they refuse my blood?) Let me try again.

Ø Men Are An Important Part Of What It Takes To Produce A Baby. Not anymore. Commercial after commercial we see a woman in a beautiful big house, with a Lexus and a Mercedes in the driveway, loving and being loved by her two beautiful children but there is no Man to be seen anywhere in the commercial. Where did the beautiful loving children come from? Let me try again.

Ø Looks like the only thing we are left with is Women Give Birth and Men Can’t Give Birth...Or can’t they?

Can Men Really Have Babies? - The Center for Bioethics & Culture Network 


Who’s kidding who?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Cigar Companies who used to make It’s A Boy! And It’s A Girl! cigars have discontinued this part of their product lineup and started selling Chocolates labeled, “Don’t Know Yet. We’re Waiting For It To Tell Us What It Is”.